One Hand For The Pint, One Hand For The Darts | Funny Darts T-shirt
- A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, humour, and a bit of cheeky fun.
- Soft, relaxed fit made for laughs, lounging, and nights down the club, pub or with your friends and family..
- Get ready for compliments and banter wherever you go.
- Durable print and fabric that keep their shape and colour wash after wash.
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One Hand For The Pint, One Hand For The Darts | Funny Darts T-shirt
- A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, humour, and a bit of cheeky fun.
- Soft, relaxed fit made for laughs, lounging, and nights down the club, pub or with your friends and family..
- Get ready for compliments and banter wherever you go.
- Durable print and fabric that keep their shape and colour wash after wash.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner Reviews
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Shop with Confidence
Shop with Confidence
For every darts lover who knows that balancing a pint in one hand and hitting treble 20s with the other is the true mark of a champion, this Funny Darts T-shirt is a must-have. Designed for those who live for pub banter, good times, and a cheeky throw at the oche, it’s the perfect blend of humour and comfort.
Whether worn down the local, at a darts night, or just chilling with friends, it’s guaranteed to raise a few laughs and a few pints.
Product Features:
• Made from soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
• High-quality print that keeps its colour and wit, wash after wash
• Available in classic white – easy to match with jeans or joggers
• Regular fit for a relaxed, laid-back feel
• Durable stitching and premium finish for long-lasting wear
Perfect For:
• Darts enthusiasts who enjoy the pub as much as the game
• Friends or family who can’t resist a cheeky laugh and a pint
• Birthday gifts that bring out the banter
• Christmas presents for pub players and league throwers
• Anyone who believes that every great game starts with a drink in hand
This T-shirt isn’t just clothing, it’s a statement of what makes darts so brilliant. It’s a funny, light-hearted gift that captures the true spirit of the sport: friends, laughter, and a bit of competition.
Whether you’re treating yourself or surprising someone who loves their darts, this witty T-shirt is sure to be a hit. Grab yours today and wear it proudly next time you step up to the oche, pint in hand, of course.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
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One Hand For The Pint FAQs
What sizes are available for the Funny Darts T-shirt?
What sizes are available for the Funny Darts T-shirt?
We offer sizes from Small to 3XL in a regular, unisex fit. It's designed for comfort, so you can wear your usual size. If you're unsure, we recommend checking our size guide before placing your order.
Is the Funny Darts T-shirt suitable for women too?
Is the Funny Darts T-shirt suitable for women too?
Yes, absolutely. The shirt is a unisex style and looks great on anyone. Many of our customers buy it for themselves or as gifts, regardless of gender.
Will the print fade in the wash?
Will the print fade in the wash?
No, we use high-quality printing that’s designed to last. The design will keep its colour and wit, wash after wash.
Is this T-shirt only for darts players?
Is this T-shirt only for darts players?
Not at all. While darts fans will love the humour, it’s also perfect for anyone who enjoys a laugh, a pint, and a bit of pub banter.
Can I return the T-shirt if it doesn’t fit?
Can I return the T-shirt if it doesn’t fit?
Yes, we offer hassle-free returns. If the fit isn’t right or you've changed your mind, just send it back in its original condition.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Darts T-shirt for Banter, Beer and Bullseyes
The Funny Darts T-shirt is perfect for anyone who believes that a perfect night includes a good throw at the oche and a pint in hand. Whether you're a weekend warrior in the pub league or just enjoy a few cheeky arrows with your mates, this shirt is made to bring the laughs. Witty, wearable and ready for darts night, it’s more than a T-shirt, it’s a talking point.
Made for Laughs, Built for Comfort
At Cows Corner, we know that humour and comfort make the best combination. That’s why this T-shirt is made from soft, breathable cotton that keeps you feeling cool, even when you’re aiming for that elusive treble 20. The relaxed fit offers all-day wearability, making it just as perfect for post-match pints as it is for casual weekends.
The high-quality print won’t fade, even after plenty of washes. So whether you’re pulling it on for darts night at the local or heading out for a laugh with your crew, it’s a reliable favourite that delivers on both style and fun. With a clean white finish and a punchy slogan, it pairs easily with jeans or joggers for a laid-back look.
Perfect for Pub Players and Darts Fans
This Funny Darts T-shirt is ideal for players who know that darts is as much about personality as precision. It’s a brilliant choice for:
- League players who live for match night banter
- Mates who treat the pub as their second home
- Those one-liner legends who always hit the mark with their wit
- Gifts that get a real laugh – birthdays, Christmas or just because
Whether you’re treating yourself or picking it up as a cheeky present for someone who can’t resist the call of the oche, this shirt brings darts humour to life with every wear.
Shop Online Today – Limited Stock Available
This new arrival is part of our growing sports-themed collection at Cows Corner and won’t be around forever. With limited stock available, now’s the time to add to cart and make your next darts night even more memorable. Perfect for anyone looking to buy a fun, affordable gift that’ll hit the bullseye with darts lovers everywhere.
Looking for the best value? Shop online today and find the perfect balance between quality, comfort and pub-ready banter. With no-nonsense printing and reliable UK delivery, we make it easy to order direct from a trusted brand that understands what sports fans really want.
Get Yours Now – It’s a Dartboard Essential
Whether it’s for league night, pub quizzes or your next big night out, this Funny Darts T-shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter. Don’t wait for checkout regret, order today and enjoy quick delivery, affordable pricing and top-notch humour all in one place.
Get yours now and step up to the oche in style, because at Cows Corner, we believe the best products are the ones that make you laugh first and ask questions later.
Who and when are these Funny Darts T-shirts perfect for
Birthdays
Funny gifts that hit the mark
Birthdays are the perfect time to shop online for something fun, affordable and unexpected. A Funny Darts T-shirt brings a smile to both kids and adults who love their sport. Whether it’s a themed design that celebrates their favourite pastime or a cheeky slogan they’ll wear to the pub, it’s a guaranteed win. Pair it with a matching mug or card for a bundle offer that scores major points.
Christmas
Seasonal gifts with sporting spirit
Christmas is all about giving something memorable, and our Funny Darts T-shirts make ideal stocking fillers or secret Santa surprises. Whether you’re buying for a pub league player or a family member who loves a good laugh, these shirts are made to deliver festive cheer. With limited stock and exclusive designs, it's wise to order early and get yours while they're still available.
Father’s Day
Celebrate sporty dads in style
Father’s Day is the perfect occasion to surprise your old man with something that blends humour and sport. From darts-loving dads to pub league heroes, a Funny Darts T-shirt is a great way to say thanks. Add to cart with a matching mug or premium hoodie and create a thoughtful set that shows you know him well.
Mother’s Day
For the mums who love the match
Sporty mums deserve a little recognition too. Whether she’s the loudest supporter from the sidelines or never misses a darts night at the pub, a Funny Darts T-shirt offers a light-hearted, low price gift option that she’ll actually wear. Perfect for showing appreciation with a smile.
Graduations
Gifts that celebrate a new chapter
When young athletes complete school, college or university, a Funny Darts T-shirt can be the ideal send-off. Celebrate their achievements and give them something to wear with pride on their next night out. Affordable, fun and available in styles they'll actually enjoy wearing, what’s not to like?
End-of-Season Awards
Marking moments that matter
Whether it’s been a winning season or just one full of laughs, end-of-season awards deserve a bit of humour. Funny Darts T-shirts make a great alternative to the usual trophies, offering players and coaches a lasting reminder of the camaraderie and banter they’ve shared. Shop now for special price options on group orders.
Thank You Coach Gifts
A laugh for the leader
Coaches love a thoughtful gift, especially when it comes with a good laugh. A Funny Darts T-shirt makes a unique token of appreciation that stands out from the usual vouchers or wine. Perfect for youth teams, grassroots clubs or pub leagues, available to order today with quick delivery.
Team Wins or Promotions
Celebrate in style after a big result
Promotions and title wins deserve to be remembered, and nothing says “we did it” quite like matching Funny Darts T-shirts. Ideal for celebrating at the pub, on tour or at the end-of-season party. Get offer bundles for full teams and save more while making memories.
Anniversaries
For couples who love sport (and a pint)
If you and your partner bonded over late-night matches or pub league nights, then a Funny Darts T-shirt is a clever anniversary surprise. Celebrate your shared passion with a design that’s full of banter and totally wearable. Available now with secure checkout and quick delivery.
Valentine’s Day
A cheeky twist on romance
Swap flowers for something funnier this Valentine’s Day. A Funny Darts T-shirt is the kind of light-hearted gift that says "I get you" without going overboard. Perfect for sporty couples, pub quiz partners or anyone who loves a pint and a chuckle. Find deal options for couple bundles.
Retirement
For the fan who’s earned a rest
When a lifelong darts player or loyal supporter hangs up their boots, a Funny Darts T-shirt makes a brilliant retirement present. It’s affordable, memorable and guaranteed to raise a smile. Order today and give them something to wear as they enjoy their new downtime.
New Baby Arrivals
Gifts for sporty parents and new fans
Baby grows and matching T-shirts are a huge hit among sports-loving parents. A Funny Darts T-shirt for dad or mum can be paired with babywear from our collection to create a clever and personal gift set. Great value and ready to shop online.
First Match or Tournament
Marking milestones with a smile
First matches are big moments, and a Funny Darts T-shirt makes a brilliant memento. Whether it’s for a child stepping into competition or an adult returning to the game, this is an easy and meaningful way to mark the occasion. Limited stock, order now while available.
Good Luck Gifts
Send them into the game with a grin
Send some encouragement before a big match or tournament with a light-hearted Funny Darts T-shirt. It’s a low price way to say "you’ve got this" without sounding too serious. Shop collection today and give them a boost they can wear.
Thank You / Appreciation Gifts
For the unsung heroes
Volunteers, parents, teammates – the people behind the scenes deserve a thank you. A Funny Darts T-shirt is an easy and humorous way to show appreciation. Whether it’s end-of-season or just because, order today for a gift that always gets a laugh.
Housewarming
Add a sporting twist to the new home
Moving house doesn’t have to be serious. A darts-themed mug or Funny Darts T-shirt makes for a brilliant housewarming gift, especially for those who like their sport with a side of humour. Affordable, useful, and far more fun than a candle.
Weddings or Engagements
Say "congrats" with comedy
Perfect for sporty couples or guests who don’t do boring presents. Funny Darts T-shirts add a humorous touch to weddings and engagements, especially when the happy couple shares a love of darts or a good night at the pub. Shop online and get offer prices on couple bundles.
Get Well Soon Gifts
Helping fans feel better
For anyone recovering from an injury or illness, a Funny Darts T-shirt offers a little lift. It’s easy to send, guaranteed to bring a grin, and much more memorable than a standard card. Find yours in stock now and brighten someone’s recovery.
Graduating from Junior to Senior Level
Celebrating the next step
For young athletes moving up to senior teams, a Funny Darts T-shirt is a light-hearted way to mark the moment. Shop now and show them they’re part of something bigger with a gift that celebrates their journey.
Just Because
No reason needed, just a good laugh
Sometimes the best gifts are the ones that come out of nowhere. Whether you’ve seen a slogan that suits a mate perfectly or just want to spread a bit of banter, Funny Darts T-shirts are always in stock for those spontaneous surprises. Add to cart and send now, no occasion required.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
