This Court Ain't Big Enough For Your Excuses! Funny Tennis T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Bring some serious attitude to the court with this hilarious tennis T-shirt.
Whether you're smashing winners or just enjoying a casual knockabout, this tee lets everyone know you're not here for their dodgy line calls or tall tales.
Designed for adults who love the game and a bit of courtside banter, it's the perfect blend of comfort and character.
Made from high-quality materials and finished in crisp white, this shirt is available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL – because tennis banter should never be one-size-fits-all.
Product Features
• Bold, funny slogan: 'This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses'
• Made for tennis lovers with a sense of humour
• Crisp white finish to match your whites or stand out on the street
• Comfortable fit, available in M to 4XL
• Perfect for training, matches, or post-game pub trips
Perfect For
• Tennis players who take their game (and jokes) seriously
• Fans of dry humour and witty one-liners
• Club players, coaches, and weekend warriors
• Gifts for tennis-mad mates who love a good laugh
Serve up some laughs and show them you mean business—excuses belong off the court.
Grab yours now before your opponent does!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
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This Court Ain't Big Enough For Your Excuses FAQs
What sizes does this tennis T-shirt come in?
What sizes does this tennis T-shirt come in?
Our 'This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses' T-shirt is available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL, offering a relaxed fit that’s great for both on and off the court.
What colour is the T-shirt available in?
What colour is the T-shirt available in?
This design is currently available in classic white – perfect for keeping cool on court or pairing with your favourite casual wear.
Is the T-shirt suitable for playing tennis in?
Is the T-shirt suitable for playing tennis in?
Absolutely! It’s made from soft, breathable material that’s comfortable to wear while playing, spectating or chatting over post-match drinks.
Can I wash the T-shirt in the machine?
Can I wash the T-shirt in the machine?
Yes – we recommend washing inside out at 30°C to help preserve the print and keep it looking fresh. Avoid tumble drying for best results and don't iron the print.
Is this a good gift for someone who loves tennis?
Is this a good gift for someone who loves tennis?
Definitely. It’s ideal for anyone who plays, coaches, or just loves a bit of tennis humour. A great choice for birthdays, club events or just because!
Why Cows Corner?
This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses – Funny Tennis T-Shirt
Inject some personality into your match-day wardrobe with our bold and brilliantly funny tennis T-shirt. Featuring the slogan 'This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses', this tee is a must-have for players who love the game, love the banter, and aren’t afraid to call out questionable line calls with a smile.
Made for adults who play hard and laugh harder, this T-shirt combines comfort, durability and style – whether you’re training, competing, or enjoying post-match drinks with your tennis pals.
Available in crisp white and in inclusive adult sizes ranging from M to 4XL, it’s designed to suit every shape and playing style.
Who’s it for?
This T-shirt is perfect for:
- Adult tennis players who enjoy a bit of light-hearted court banter
- Coaches and club regulars looking to stand out with a cheeky slogan
- Casual players who bring humour to their game
- Fans who want to show their love for tennis in a fun and relaxed way
The perfect gift for tennis lovers
Struggling to find the ideal gift for a tennis-mad friend or family member? This T-shirt makes a fantastic present for all sorts of occasions:
- Birthday surprises for tennis players of all levels
- End-of-season thank-yous for coaches or team captains
- Christmas gifts with a sporty twist
- Just-because presents for mates who live on the court
Product features
- Funny and bold slogan: 'This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses'
- Premium feel, made for comfort and movement
- Available in white – a classic choice for tennis lovers
- Adult sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
- Lightweight and breathable – ideal for sport or leisure
Win laughs as well as rallies – this is more than a T-shirt, it’s a statement.
Order yours today and bring the fun to every match.
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