If you're looking for football things for Christmas that will actually impress the football lovers in your life, you're in the right place.
Whether you're buying for a football-mad dad, a little one who never takes their boots off, or a mate who treats five-a-side like the Champions League final (we all have a mate like this), this guide is packed with gifts that are thoughtful, funny and guaranteed to be used.
At Cows Corner, we specialise in football-themed presents with personality, gifts that are designed to make people smile and shout, "This is brilliant!"
From unique hoodies to cheeky mugs, baby grows, water bottles and funny football cards, we’ve got football things for Christmas sorted.
Even better, every product can be gift boxed and sent straight to the recipient, complete with a personalised note, so you don't have to worry about gift boxing and wrapping. This Christmas could be your best yet!
So keep reading and get all the details
Funny Football Gifts That’ll Actually Get a Laugh on Christmas Day
Let’s be honest, football fans love a bit of banter. And if you want your Christmas gift to be memorable, a funny football hoodie or slogan top is the game-changer you've been looking for, whether you're buying for your best mate or your mates just had a baby. At Cows Corner, we've got something for you.
Our bestselling funny football hoodies include designs like:
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"Raised by a Football Dad"
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"Benchwarmer"
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"Dribble Like You Walk Straight"
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"Mum is My Manager"
Each hoodie is made from quality materials with a soft fleece lining and is available in a range of sizes for adults and teens, they are so comfortable, you or they might never take them off!
These aren’t throwaway joke gifts; they’re warm, wearable, and funny enough to become a festive talking point as you're about to tuck into your Brussels sprouts.
Why buy this?
Because it’ll actually get worn and talked about. Plus, you can upgrade to our premium gift boxing option and have it sent directly to the recipient with your personal message printed exactly as you wrote it, (make sure there are no spelling mistakes), so as your mate or family member opens it they will think you have been incredibly thoughtful sending this to them, when in reality you pressed a few buttons, paid and we did the rest, but we will let you take the credit for it.
Who is it for?
Football-loving dads, banter-filled teenage boys, grassroots coaches and anyone who loves a laugh.
This section is perfect for:
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Dads who still think they’ve got Sunday League in them — the hoodie that says “Benchwarmer” might just become their new matchday outfit.
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Teenagers glued to FIFA — they’ll appreciate a hoodie that lets them show their love for football while staying cosy over the holidays.
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Coaches, teammates and football mates — especially if you’re buying for your five-a-side captain or the mate who always turns up late but never misses the post-match pint.
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Football-obsessed brothers, cousins and in-laws — who probably don’t need more socks but would definitely wear a hoodie that makes everyone laugh.
These are the kinds of gifts that show you’ve put thought into it, even if we did all the hard work behind the scenes.
See our football hoodies
Football Christmas Gifts for Kids Who Live in Their Kits
Finding great football-themed gifts for children can be a challenge, especially when everything seems generic. That’s why our football baby grows and hoodies are so popular, they’re original, they’re fun, and they’re made for future footballers.
Some top picks include:
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"Play Football Not Fortnite" baby grow
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"Mum’s The Real GOAT" baby grow
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"Dad's First Love Was Football, Then He Met Me" hoodie
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"Tekkers From Dad" baby grow
These gifts aren’t just cute, they’re conversation starters. Imagine unwrapping one of these on Christmas morning and dressing your little one up for family photos. All our babywear is designed with comfort in mind and comes in multiple sizes, suitable for newborns to toddlers, ranging from 0-3 to 18-24 months. We have something for everyone.
Why buy this?
Because parents LOVE seeing their kids in football-themed clothing that’s actually funny, fits properly and sparks conversation. Our designs are exclusive to Cows Corner, meaning you won’t find them anywhere else on the high street or online.
Every slogan is created to capture the fun side of football parenting, whether it’s poking fun at dad’s obsession with five-a-side or showing mum the love she deserves as manager of the team and the house (but don't tell dad), cheerleader and kit-washer. Plus, the quality of our baby grows means they’re soft, safe, and made to be worn again and again, long after the wrapping paper’s been cleared away.
These gifts offer a unique blend of humour, comfort and sentimental value, which makes them some of the most talked-about presents under the tree.
Who is it for?
Newborns, toddlers, and proud football parents. These also make great first Christmas presents.
See our football baby grows
Small Football Gifts That Make Great Stocking Fillers
Not every football present needs to be a big-ticket item. Sometimes, the best football things for Christmas are the smaller surprises, the ones that fit inside a stocking or go perfectly with a main gift.
Cows Corner has a growing collection of football mugs and football water bottles that make brilliant stocking fillers.
Some favourites include:
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"We Lost Because We Didn’t Win - Cristiano Ronaldo Quote" mug
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"Mum Is My Manager" water bottle
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"Play Football Not Fortnite" water bottle
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"Football Dad’s First Love" mug
All our mugs and bottles are made for daily use and come with optional gift boxing. They’re funny, useful, and brilliant value, keeping drinks hot or cold, as you choose.
Why buy this?
Because it’s the perfect add-on present that still feels thoughtful. Ideal for Secret Santas or stocking fillers that don’t feel cheap and last!
Who is it for?
Teachers, coaches, dads, teens, kids, basically, anyone who loves football and a good brew or stays hydrated on the pitch.
See our football mugs and football water bottles
Football Birthday Cards With a Festive Twist
Our range of football greeting cards (which are launching soon) includes Christmas-specific designs that are perfect for slipping in with a present or posting ahead of the big day.
Football fans will love:
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"Swing for the Fences" card
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"Building Experience" card
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"Birthday Experience Card for Kids" — ideal for mini players
Each card is printed on premium stock with space for your own message or a personalised printed note.
Why buy this?
Because it adds a personal touch to your gift. And who doesn’t love a themed card to match their football presents?
Who is it for?
Football lovers of all ages, add it to any hoodie, mug, or baby grow to make it extra special.
What Do You Get Someone Who’s Obsessed With Football?
If someone lives and breathes football, don’t settle for something generic. At Cows Corner, everything is designed for the true football fan, whether they’re out on the pitch, on the sofa watching their team, or shouting from the sidelines.
From our funny football hoodies to our baby grows, mugs, water bottles and cards, you can build a gift set that feels thoughtful, unique and full of character and at a the click of a button we will have it sent directly to your mate or family member, you don't need to do anything.
Why buy from Cows Corner?
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Every product is exclusive, designed by us
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Optional gift boxing for a premium experience
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Personal messages printed exactly as written
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Ideal for last-minute buyers — we can send it straight to the recipient
Link to all football gifts: [Shop All Football Things for Christmas]
And don’t forget, when you shop with Cows Corner, every purchase earns you Moo Points through our rewards programme. Whether you're picking up a hoodie, a mug, or a baby grow, you’ll be collecting points you can put towards future orders.
It’s our way of saying thank you and ensuring your Christmas gift goes even further.
Conclusion
So, whether you're buying for a toddler with tekkers or a dad who thinks he could have gone pro (but had all those injuries, you know who you are), Cows Corner has the football-themed gifts for Christmas that you won't find anywhere else. This guide has walked you through our bestsellers, from cheeky hoodies to stocking fillers, babywear and cards that actually hit the mark.
Every item is designed with real football lovers in mind, and every order can be wrapped, boxed and delivered directly to your chosen lucky recipient.
So take the stress out of shopping and let us help you give the gift of football, with a smile and a proper bit of personality.
