The Older We Get the Better I Used To Be – Lee Trevino | Funny Golf Baby Grow
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Looking for the perfect gift for a golf-mad parent who loves a bit of banter? Our hilarious baby grow featuring Lee Trevino’s iconic quote, “The older I get the better I used to be”, is a cheeky nod to every golfer who remembers their “glory days” a little more fondly than they probably should.
Whether you’re shopping for a new dad who’s always got a story from the 12th hole or a mum who swears she once outdrove the lot of them, this baby grow will bring a smile to their face every time.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and available in stylish black, it’s as comfy for baby as it is funny for the grown-ups. The bold text ensures the quote stands out, making it a cracking conversation starter during buggy walks, golf club visits or family gatherings.
This isn’t just a baby grow, it’s a tribute to all the weekend warriors, fairway fibbers, and clubhouse storytellers who know their best shot is always the one they nearly hit.
Product Features
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Made from soft 100% cotton for all-day comfort
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Classic black with white text for a bold, clean look
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Durable and machine washable
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Nickel-free poppers for quick and easy nappy changes
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Available in multiple sizes from newborn to 12 months
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Printed in the UK using child-safe inks
Perfect for:
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New parents who love golf (and golf banter)
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Baby showers with a sporting twist
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Golf-obsessed grandparents who need a gift that makes them laugh
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Anyone looking for a unique, funny and thoughtful present for a golfing friend
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Birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day or just because
Whether they’re still hitting the fairways or just reminiscing about their best ever round, this baby grow is guaranteed to raise a grin. Ideal for teeing up a few laughs and making memories, it’s the ultimate little gift for the golf fan who’s convinced they used to be brilliant.
Add one to your basket now and give them something to chuckle about, even if their swing’s not what it used to be.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
The Older We Get the Better I Used To Be FAQs
Do you give gifts to a newborn?
Do you give gifts to a newborn?
Yes, it’s common to give gifts to celebrate the arrival of a newborn. Popular gift choices include baby grows, toys, keepsakes, and personalised items that parents can treasure as memories or use day-to-day.
How much should I spend on a newborn gift?
How much should I spend on a newborn gift?
There’s no fixed rule, but most people spend between £10 and £50 depending on their relationship with the parents. A funny baby grow makes a thoughtful and affordable choice that stands out without breaking the bank.
What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?
What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?
Essential clothing such as baby grows or bodysuits are often top of the list, as newborns wear them daily. They’re practical, easy to change, and a great place to add personality or humour with a fun slogan.
How many newborn clothes do I need?
How many newborn clothes do I need?
New parents typically need several baby grows each day due to frequent changes. That’s why gifting a high-quality baby grow is always appreciated and useful from day one.
Is £50 a good baby gift?
Is £50 a good baby gift?
Yes, £50 is considered a generous and thoughtful amount for a newborn gift. It can cover a premium baby grow, gift wrapping, and even a few extras, making it a lovely present for new parents.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Baby Grow – “The Older We Get the Better I Used To Be”
If you're looking to buy a truly original and funny gift for golf lovers, this baby grow is a top pick. Whether they’re a first-time parent or a seasoned pro on the golf course, this is the kind of present that makes an instant impression. With Lee Trevino’s legendary quote, “The older we get the better I use to be”, it’s the perfect combination of wit, nostalgia and golf banter. This is a baby grow that gets noticed, talked about and laughed at in all the right ways.
Made from high-quality 100% cotton and available in sleek black, it offers comfort for the baby and comedy for the adults. Designed with convenience in mind, it includes quick-change poppers and machine washable fabric, making it as practical as it is funny. Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, baby shower, Father’s Day or just want a memorable surprise for your favourite golf nut, this is one of the best gift ideas you’ll find.
⛳ Product Features
- 🍼 Soft and breathable 100% cotton for all-day comfort
- 🎯 Classic black with bold white quote print
- 🧼 Machine washable for easy everyday wear
- 🚼 Nickel-free poppers for quick nappy changes
- 📏 Available in sizes from newborn to 12 months
- 🇬🇧 Printed in the UK using child-safe inks
🎁 Perfect For
- 👶 New mums and dads who live and breathe golf
- 🎉 Baby showers with a sporty or funny theme
- 🏌️♂️ Golf-mad grandparents wanting to spoil their little one
- 📦 Friends and family searching for a unique, laugh-out-loud gift
- 🎈 Occasions like Father's Day, Mother's Day or milestone birthdays
Whether they’re reminiscing about their prime or still swearing they’ve got a single-figure handicap in them, this baby grow will hit the mark. It’s a brilliant gift that’s ready to deliver a laugh and create a lasting memory. Buy now while stock lasts and surprise a golf-loving parent with something truly special.
This is more than just baby clothing, it’s a celebration of golf, storytelling and the kind of humour every player can relate to. Add to basket today and shop with confidence knowing you’re choosing a top-rated gift that scores on quality, comfort and comedy.
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