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To My Coach Who Made Me Believe in My First Cover Drive – You’re a Legend | Funny Cricket T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
For the golfer who never lets the truth get in the way of a good story, this funny golf hoodie is the perfect way to bring some clubhouse banter to everyday life. Featuring the legendary quote from Lee Trevino, “The older we get, the better I used to be,” this design is tailor-made for anyone who loves the game almost as much as they love exaggerating their past glory.
Whether they’re still swinging or mostly reminiscing, this hoodie will have your favourite golfer chuckling their way to the 19th hole.
Made for comfort and laughs in equal measure, it’s available in classic black and makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, retirements or just to say, “You’ve still got it… probably.”
Product Features
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Premium quality hoodie with a relaxed fit and soft interior lining
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Quote printed on the front in bold, easy-to-read lettering
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Designed for everyday wear on and off the course
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Available in classic black for a timeless look
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Machine washable and made to last
Perfect for
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Golfers who love a bit of cheeky banter
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Dads, grandads or mates who think they peaked in the 80s
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Retirement or milestone birthday gifts
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Sunday society players and weekend warriors
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Anyone who still swears they “once hit it 300 yards”
Whether you're gifting it to a golfing legend in their own lunchtime or treating yourself to something that says exactly what you're thinking, this hoodie is bound to be a hit.
Grab one now and give the golfer in your life something to laugh about every time they put it on, even if their swing doesn’t quite match their stories.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
The Older We Get the Better I Used To Be FAQs
What does giving someone a hoodie mean as a gift?

What does giving someone a hoodie mean as a gift?
Giving someone a hoodie can symbolise comfort, warmth and thoughtfulness. It's a practical yet personal gift that feels intimate without being overly sentimental, especially when it’s got a funny or relatable message printed on it.
Is a hoodie a good gift idea for birthdays or Christmas?

Is a hoodie a good gift idea for birthdays or Christmas?
Absolutely. A hoodie is a great gift for birthdays, Christmas or any special occasion. It's useful, stylish and, in the case of our funny golf hoodie, guaranteed to bring a smile. It’s a safe option with a personal twist that always goes down well.
What makes a hoodie a thoughtful gift?

What makes a hoodie a thoughtful gift?
It’s the combination of comfort and personality. When you choose a hoodie that reflects someone’s interests, like golf, humour or a shared joke, it shows you’ve put thought into the gift, not just picked something random.
Can funny hoodies still be worn day to day?

Can funny hoodies still be worn day to day?
Yes. Our funny golf hoodies are designed with both comfort and everyday wear in mind. While the quote might be cheeky, the hoodie itself is practical, well made and suitable for the golf course, the pub or a lazy day on the sofa.
What size should I get when buying a hoodie as a gift?

What size should I get when buying a hoodie as a gift?
We always recommend checking sizing guides if you can, but as a general rule, if you're unsure, go for a size up. A slightly oversized hoodie feels cosier and more relaxed, especially when it’s a gift meant to be enjoyed again and again.
Funny Golf Hoodie – "The Older We Get the Better I Use To Be" – Lee Trevino
If you're looking to buy a gift that combines humour, comfort and top quality, this funny golf hoodie is an absolute must-have for anyone who lives and breathes the game. Featuring the iconic Lee Trevino quote, "The older we get, the better I use to be", this hoodie taps into every golfer’s favourite pastime: reliving those so-called glory days. It's a fun, feel-good option that delivers excellent value and makes a real impact, whether you're gifting it or treating yourself.
This hoodie is available in timeless black, making it a stylish and versatile addition to any golf lover’s wardrobe. Designed to feel soft on the inside with a relaxed fit, it's ideal for those crisp mornings on the course, long evenings in the clubhouse, or lazy days at home watching the majors. It’s a brilliant blend of functionality and banter, with a clear focus on comfort, wearability and standout design.
🎁 Who it’s perfect for
- ⛳ Golf-obsessed dads, grandads and mates with a strong sense of humour
- 🎂 Birthday gifts for golfers who’ve racked up the rounds and the stories
- 🎉 Retirement celebrations for legends of the local golf club
- 🏆 Society day prizes and Captain’s Day giveaways
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for that hard-to-buy-for golfer who already has everything
🧵 Product features
- ✔ Premium quality hoodie with soft inner lining for maximum comfort
- ✔ Printed quote on the front that gets a laugh every time
- ✔ Durable design made for everyday wear and golf weekends away
- ✔ Easy to wash and made to last season after season
- ✔ Available in classic black to suit any style
This exclusive hoodie is the ideal purchase if you’re on the lookout for a funny, original gift that stands out. It’s not just a novelty, it’s genuinely practical, too. Whether you’re shopping for a milestone occasion or snapping it up in our latest sale, this is one of those purchases that keeps delivering smiles long after it’s unwrapped.
Place your order today and give the golfer in your life something they’ll wear with pride, laugh about on the course and remember every time they swing and miss. It’s more than just a hoodie, it’s a talking point, a conversation starter and a nod to every exaggerated golf tale ever told.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.