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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Calling all football fans and lovers of classic football quotes, this one’s for you. Our Ian Rush quote hoodie brings one of the most unintentionally hilarious football soundbites to life, perfect for those who appreciate football history, dry humour and proper terrace banter.
Whether you're heading to Sunday league, down the pub or watching Match of the Day with mates, this hoodie is guaranteed to raise a smile.
Featuring the iconic line “I couldn’t settle in Italy, it was like living in a foreign country,” this hoodie is a nod to one of football’s most gloriously daft interviews, proving that not every legend is legendary with words. And let’s be honest, that’s why we love them even more.
This football hoodie is made for comfort and laughs. It’s available in crisp white and comes in sizes 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL, so whether you're built like a centre half or a nimble winger, there’s a fit for everyone.
Product Features
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The iconic Ian Rush quote is printed on the front
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High-quality cotton blend for all-day comfort
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Relaxed fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
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Available in white
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Sizes from 3XS to 2XL
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Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect For
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Football fans with a sense of humour
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Banter-loving mates who live for a bit of footy nonsense
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Sunday league teams and matchday regulars
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Anyone who’s ever butchered a post-match interview
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A brilliant gift for birthdays, Father’s Day or your pub quiz team’s top scorer
If you love your football with a side of classic quotes and proper laughs, this hoodie belongs in your wardrobe.
Grab yours today before your friends beat you to it, and remember, it’s not just a hoodie, it’s a conversation starter.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Couldn’t Settle in Italy FAQs
What does giving someone a hoodie mean?
What does giving someone a hoodie mean?
Giving someone a hoodie can be a warm, personal gesture. In the context of football hoodies, it's a thoughtful and funny gift that shows you understand their love for the game and their sense of humour.
What does wearing a hoodie signify?
What does wearing a hoodie signify?
Wearing a hoodie often signifies comfort, personal style, and a laid-back attitude. For football fans, it also shows off their personality, passion for the sport, and appreciation for classic football banter.
What makes a hoodie a good gift?
What makes a hoodie a good gift?
Hoodies are versatile, wearable all year round, and suitable for any age. When they come with funny football quotes, they become even more meaningful and memorable as gifts.
Is a hoodie a good present for football fans?
Is a hoodie a good present for football fans?
Absolutely. A hoodie featuring iconic football quotes is the perfect mix of humour, nostalgia, and comfort, making it an ideal gift for fans who love to stand out on and off the pitch.
What size hoodie should I buy as a gift?
What size hoodie should I buy as a gift?
Our hoodies are available in sizes ranging from 3XS to 2XL, making it easy to find the right fit for any fan. If you're unsure, going for a relaxed fit like M or L is usually a safe and comfortable choice.
Funny Football Hoodie – “I Couldn’t Settle in Italy, It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country” – Ian Rush
If you’re shopping for someone who lives and breathes football, loves a bit of classic banter, and appreciates those unforgettable off-pitch moments that go down in football folklore, this is the hoodie for them. Featuring Ian Rush’s brilliantly daft quote after his stint in Italy, this hoodie is equal parts hilarious and iconic, making it the ultimate conversation starter for any football-mad individual.
Whether it’s for match day comfort, pub banter sessions, or simply lounging at home watching the game, this hoodie delivers on every front. Designed for die-hard fans who know their Premier League from their Serie A, and their dodgy interviews from legendary post-match clangers, it’s guaranteed to be a favourite the moment it’s unwrapped.
⚽ Who is this hoodie perfect for?
This hoodie is made for football obsessives who love to laugh. It’s ideal for:
- 😂 Anyone with a top-tier sense of football humour
- 🏟️ Match-goers who want to stand out in the stands
- 👕 Casual fans who enjoy wearing their love for football on their sleeve – quite literally
- 🎁 People shopping for a unique and unexpected gift
- 🍻 Mates who always quote classic football lines and post-match interviews
🎁 Perfect gift for these occasions
- 🎂 Birthday gifts for football fans of all ages
- 👨👧 Father’s Day presents with a twist of humour
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for him that stand out from the usual socks and smellies
- 🏆 Thank-you gifts for coaches or Sunday League team-mates
- 🎉 Just-because presents for mates who’d appreciate a good laugh
🧥 Product features
- 🖨️ Features the legendary Ian Rush quote printed on the front
- 👚 Made from a soft cotton blend for warmth and comfort
- 🎨 Stylish in white to suit all wardrobes
- 📏 Available in a full range of sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- 🇬🇧 Designed and printed in the UK with care
Looking for a gift that hits the back of the net? This hoodie offers a brilliant blend of football culture and laugh-out-loud nostalgia. Whether you’re treating yourself or buying for someone else, it’s a top pick for anyone who loves the beautiful game and the unforgettable quotes that come with it.
Don’t wait for the transfer window, order now and bring home a hoodie that scores every time.
Limited availability, so get yours before the full-time whistle blows!

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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.