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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
We all know someone whose golf swing is more scream-inducing than satisfying.
Whether it's a mate who slices it into the trees or someone who thinks follow-through is a dance move, this hoodie is for them. Packed with humour and perfect for a post-round pint, our ‘Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie’ hoodie brings the banter to the clubhouse and beyond.
Made for golf lovers who don't take themselves too seriously, this white hoodie is as comfy as it is comical. It’s the ideal gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, or simply winding up your favourite playing partner after another lost ball.
Whether they’re topping it off the tee or need a good laugh, this hoodie will make their next round far more entertaining.
Product Features
• Printed in the UK using high-quality materials
• Available in classic white with bold coloured print
• Cosy fit with soft inner lining – ideal for chilly mornings on the course
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband for added comfort
• Machine washable and built to last
• Unisex sizing, suitable for both men and women
Perfect for
• Golfers who love a laugh on the fairway
• That one mate with the truly dreadful swing
• Birthday presents and secret Santa gifts
• Golf society weekends and golf holidays
• Anyone who enjoys top-tier golf banter
If you're looking for the perfect mix of comfort and comedy, this hoodie hits the sweet spot like a pure 7-iron.
Grab one now and give the golfer in your life a reason to laugh, even when they’re three off the tee.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie FAQs
What does it mean when someone gives you a hoodie as a gift?
What does it mean when someone gives you a hoodie as a gift?
Giving a hoodie as a gift often symbolises warmth, comfort, and thoughtfulness. When it includes a funny or personalised message, it also shows a shared sense of humour or an inside joke, making it a memorable and meaningful present.
Are hoodies a good gift for golfers?
Are hoodies a good gift for golfers?
Absolutely. A hoodie with a golf-themed joke is perfect for golfers who enjoy banter and comfort. It's a great way to keep warm during early morning tee-offs or to wear post-round in the clubhouse.
Why do people love receiving hoodies as gifts?
Why do people love receiving hoodies as gifts?
Hoodies are practical, stylish, and versatile. They’re also associated with comfort and can feel personal, especially when they feature a slogan or joke that reflects the recipient's personality or hobbies, like golf.
Is a funny hoodie suitable for Father's Day?
Is a funny hoodie suitable for Father's Day?
Yes, especially if your dad is a golfer with a good sense of humour. A funny hoodie makes a brilliant Father’s Day gift that’s both useful and guaranteed to raise a smile.
What makes a hoodie a thoughtful gift?
What makes a hoodie a thoughtful gift?
A hoodie becomes a thoughtful gift when it’s chosen with the recipient in mind, whether it reflects their interests, makes them laugh, or simply keeps them warm. Adding a slogan about their golf game shows you really know them.
Funny Golf Hoodie – 'Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams'
If you’re shopping for a golfer who loves banter as much as they love belting it off the tee, this hoodie is a must-have. Whether they’re a weekend warrior or the first to tee off on society days, our Funny Golf Hoodie is made to bring laughter to every round. Featuring the brilliantly cheeky slogan 'Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams', it’s the ultimate gift for golf lovers who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Made from high-quality materials with a super soft inner lining, this hoodie doesn’t just deliver laughs, it offers all-day comfort too. Designed in crisp white with a bold black print, it’s ideal for layering over polos or wearing straight from the 18th green to the clubhouse bar.
🎁 The Perfect Gift For Every Golf Occasion
Whether you're buying for a scratch golfer with a sense of humour or a mate who spends more time in the trees than on the fairway, this hoodie hits the mark. It’s a great choice for:
- 🎉 Birthday presents – especially for golfers who think they’re the next Rory but swing like a horror film extra
- 🎄 Christmas gifts – perfect for secret Santa at the golf club or a laugh around the tree
- 👨👧👦 Father’s Day – ideal for dads who love golf and appreciate a bit of cheeky humour
- 🍻 Golf tour weekends – the perfect pre-round outfit to get the banter flowing
- 🏌️♂️ Post-match presents – for your mate who just needs to embrace the swing they’ve got
🔍 Product Features
- ✅ Printed in the UK with premium-quality materials
- ✅ Bold design on a classic white hoodie
- ✅ Soft inner lining for a warm, cosy feel on and off the course
- ✅ Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a snug fit
- ✅ Machine washable and built to last
- ✅ Unisex sizing, suitable for both men and women
This isn’t just another novelty hoodie, it’s a well-made piece that combines comfort, quality and classic golf humour. Whether they’re three off the tee or hitting it flush, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile. Add it to your basket today and give your favourite golfer something to laugh about.

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