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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know football, you've probably seen this quote. Gennaro Gattuso, legendary for his no-nonsense style and explosive press conferences, delivered this unforgettable line that has become iconic in football banter circles. Now, you can wear it proudly on your chest.
This funny football T-shirt is made for fans who don’t take the game, or life, too seriously. Whether you're shouting at the telly, playing five-a-side, or heading to the pub, this tee is your go-to for laughs, knowing nods, and instant conversation starters.
Made from comfortable, high-quality cotton and printed with care, it’s a classic black T-shirt that pairs well with anything, even if your team’s form doesn’t.
Product Features
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Printed with Gattuso’s iconic quote on the front
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Classic black colourway that works year-round
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Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
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Available in sizes: 2XS, 3XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
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Unisex fit – made for football lovers of all shapes
Perfect for
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Fans who live for football banter
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Anyone who quotes post-match interviews more than pundits
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Mates who turn Sunday League into drama
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The pub squad that always says, “We were unlucky”
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Gift-givers looking for something funny and relatable
It’s funny, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what football fans are thinking.
Grab yours now before your mate gets one first.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Sometimes Maybe Good FAQs
How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?
How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?
Quality T-shirts typically have a soft, breathable feel, durable stitching, and a print that doesn’t crack or peel after washing. The fabric weight and shape retention after use also help indicate quality.
What makes a T-shirt a good gift?
What makes a T-shirt a good gift?
T-shirts make great gifts when they’re personal, comfortable and easy to wear. A funny slogan or quote that matches someone’s personality or interests, like football banter, adds real meaning and thoughtfulness to the gift.
What size T-shirt should I buy as a gift?
What size T-shirt should I buy as a gift?
If you’re unsure, check what the person usually wears or go for a slightly looser fit. Most unisex T-shirts are forgiving in size, so if in doubt, sizing up is safer than going too small.
Which T-shirts do men like as gifts?
Which T-shirts do men like as gifts?
Men love T-shirts that are funny, relatable and practical. Whether it’s something sporty, humorous or something they can wear to the pub, comfort and relevance are key.
Can I give a funny T-shirt as a birthday present?
Can I give a funny T-shirt as a birthday present?
Absolutely. Funny T-shirts are perfect for birthdays, especially when they reflect an inside joke, personal interest or iconic quote that’ll make the recipient smile. Football quotes, in particular, are always a winner for fans of the game.
Funny Football T-Shirt – Sometimes Maybe Good Sometimes Maybe Sh*t
Looking for the perfect gift for a football fan with a brilliant sense of humour? This hilarious T-shirt, featuring the now-legendary quote from Gennaro Gattuso, is made for those who live and breathe football, and aren't afraid to laugh at its ups and downs.
Whether it's a kickabout in the park, a Sunday League disasterclass or just another weekend watching your team bottle it again, this T-shirt captures the full emotional rollercoaster of the beautiful game in one brutally honest quote. It’s cheeky, it’s relatable and it always gets a reaction.
⚽ Who’s it for?
This is the ultimate tee for football obsessives who enjoy the banter as much as the game itself. Whether they’re shouting at Match of the Day, quoting post-match interviews at the pub or sending memes in the group chat, this shirt fits the vibe perfectly.
It’s ideal for:
- 🗣️ The mate who always has a running commentary during the match
- 🍻 The fan who hasn’t missed a pub debate since '96
- 🎁 Football-mad dads, brothers or partners
- 📺 Anyone glued to interviews as much as the actual game
- ⚽ Teammates who live for the drama of Sunday League
🎁 Perfect gift for…
- 🎂 Birthdays for football fans
- 🎄 Christmas stocking fillers with proper banter
- 👕 Secret Santa gifts for five-a-side mates
- 💡 Just-because surprises for your football-crazy friend or partner
- 🏆 End-of-season squad presents or pub team awards
📦 Product Details
- 🖤 Colour: Classic black – goes with anything, especially football opinions
- 🧵 Material: Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
- 📏 Sizes available: 2XS, 3XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL
- 👫 Unisex fit – suits all shapes, whether you’re a winger or a watcher
- 🎨 Bold front print with Gattuso’s iconic quote
Make them laugh, make them nod in agreement and make sure they’re the best dressed in the group chat. This is more than just a funny T-shirt, it’s a football fan’s must-have.
Order yours today and score the perfect gift for someone who loves the game, even when it's sometimes maybe good and sometimes maybe sh*t.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.