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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Whether you're a die-hard fan of the beautiful game or enjoy a cheeky nod to one of football’s most iconic quotes, this T-shirt is a top-drawer pick.
Featuring the legendary words of Jose Mourinho – "I Think I’m a Special One" – this black tee is made for those who know their touchline legends and aren’t afraid to show off their love for a bit of football banter.
Ideal for matchdays, pub nights or just stirring the pot during five-a-side, this T-shirt is a proper conversation starter. It’s printed on a comfortable, classic-fit tee and comes in a full range of sizes to suit every football fan, from 3XS to 2XL.
Product Features
• Bold front print with the quote “I Think I’m a Special One – Jose Mourinho”
• Soft, comfortable black T-shirt with a regular unisex fit
• Available in sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
• Made from high-quality materials for everyday wear
• Easy to wash and long-lasting print
Perfect for
• Football fans who love a bit of classic Mourinho
• Banter-loving mates with strong opinions on the touchline
• Birthday gifts for football-mad friends or family
• Wearing to the match, down the pub or on casual weekends
• Anyone who thinks they’re the special one
It’s bold, it’s funny, and it’s pure football gold. Grab yours now and wear it like a manager on a mission.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Think I’m a Special One FAQs
How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?
How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?
Our “Special One” football T-shirts are made from soft, breathable fabric with a long-lasting print that won’t fade after washing. A high-quality T-shirt should feel comfortable, fit well, and keep its shape over time, and ours delivers on all three.
Which T-shirt makes a good gift?
Which T-shirt makes a good gift?
A T-shirt with a quote from Jose Mourinho is a brilliant gift for football fans who love a laugh. Whether it’s for a birthday, Father’s Day or a surprise gift for your five-a-side mate, this one always gets a reaction.
What makes a T-shirt a thoughtful gift?
What makes a T-shirt a thoughtful gift?
Personal touches, shared humour, or a reference to someone’s passion – like football – all help make a gift meaningful. This T-shirt says you really know the person you’re buying for, especially if they see themselves as ‘the special one’.
What size should I buy for a gift?
What size should I buy for a gift?
If you're unsure, go for a middle size such as M or L. Our unisex fit means the shirt works for most body types, and you’ll find our full size range from 3XS to 2XL, making it easy to find the perfect fit.
Is a funny T-shirt a good birthday present?
Is a funny T-shirt a good birthday present?
Absolutely. A funny football T-shirt is always a hit, especially when it features an iconic quote. It’s an ideal present for football fans who enjoy a bit of banter and don’t take themselves too seriously
⚽ I Think I’m a Special One – Jose Mourinho Funny Football T-Shirt
If you’re shopping for someone who lives and breathes football, this is the T-shirt that speaks their language. Featuring Jose Mourinho’s unforgettable quote “I Think I’m a Special One”, this black tee is more than just a top. It’s a statement. A nod to one of football’s most confident characters and a cheeky way to show off your own footy swagger. Whether they’re shouting at the telly or running the midfield at five-a-side, this is the tee they’ll want to wear.
This T-shirt is made for football lovers with a sense of humour. It’s bold, witty and straight from the dugout. With its clean, comfy fit and striking white print, it’s designed to stand out on match day, at the pub or even at the office when they’re brave enough to show where their loyalty lies.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Looking for a birthday present with real character? A Secret Santa idea that actually gets a laugh? Or a Father’s Day gift for the man who still thinks he should be managing England? This T-shirt delivers every time. Here’s who will love it:
- ⚽ Football fans who idolise Mourinho or enjoy his legendary self-confidence
- 😂 Banter kings and queens who love a good football quote
- 🎂 Friends and family with upcoming birthdays
- 👨👧 Dads who reckon they’re ‘the Special One’ – especially on Father’s Day
- 🎄 The ideal Christmas gift for any football-mad mate
- 👕 Footy players and fans who love wearing something a bit different to training or match day
🧵 Product Features:
- 🖨️ Front print reads “I Think I’m a Special One – Jose Mourinho” in bold white lettering
- 🖤 Premium black T-shirt with a unisex fit that suits all body shapes
- 📏 Available in sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL
- 🧵 Soft, breathable fabric that feels great all day
- 🧼 Easy-care design with a durable print that lasts wash after wash
Whether you're treating yourself or buying for the football fanatic in your life, this Mourinho-inspired tee is a winner. It scores on style, comfort and that all-important banter value.
Order yours today and let them wear their football confidence with pride. Just like the Special One himself.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
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Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.