I'd Appeal To Dad, But He Never Changes His Decision. 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls To Keep Hydrated
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Whether you're raising the next cricket superstar or just love a bit of cheeky banter at the boundary, this stainless steel water bottle is a must-have for cricket-loving families.
Featuring the line "I'd Appeal To Dad, But He Never Changes His Decision", it’s the perfect nod to all those backyard LBW calls that always go in Dad’s favour.
Durable, lightweight, and guaranteed to raise a smile, this bottle keeps drinks cool during long training sessions or hot match days.
It is a brilliant gift for children who love the game and have a cricket-mad parent calling the shots.
Product Features
– 500ml stainless steel water bottle
– Leak-proof screw top lid with handy carabiner clip
– Double-walled insulation keeps drinks cooler for longer
– Printed in the UK with a crisp, long-lasting design
– Available in classic white to suit all kit bags
Perfect for
– Kids who love cricket and cheeky humour
– Cricketing parents who umpire everything
– Birthday presents, cricket season surprises, or just because
– Adding a bit of fun to your child’s match day or PE kit
Why you'll love it:
This isn’t just a water bottle – it’s a bit of cricket culture your kids can carry.
Whether it’s keeping hydrated during junior nets or just winding up Dad before the next garden test match, it’s sure to become a firm favourite.
Snap one up today and bring a touch of boundary-side banter to your child’s day!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I'd Appeal To Dad, But He Never Changes His Decision FAQs
Is this water bottle suitable for both hot and cold drinks?
Is this water bottle suitable for both hot and cold drinks?
Yes, the double-walled stainless steel insulation keeps cold drinks cool and can also keep hot drinks warm. Ideal for match days, training sessions, or the school day.
How much does the bottle hold?
How much does the bottle hold?
The bottle holds 500ml, which is the perfect size for children to carry around without it being too heavy or bulky.
Can it be put in the dishwasher?
Can it be put in the dishwasher?
To preserve the printed design and extend the life of the bottle, we recommend hand washing only, but it is dishwasher safe
Is the lid secure and leak-proof?
Is the lid secure and leak-proof?
Yes, it features a screw top lid that’s designed to be completely leak-proof, and comes with a carabiner clip so it can be easily attached to a bag.
Will the design fade or peel over time?
Will the design fade or peel over time?
No – the design is professionally printed in the UK using a durable process that ensures it stays vibrant and intact with everyday use.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Cricket Stainless Steel Water Bottle – "I'd Appeal To Dad, But He Never Changes His Decision"
Looking for the perfect cricket-themed gift that’s both practical and packed with personality? This 500ml stainless steel water bottle is a brilliant choice for parents who live and breathe cricket – and have a cheeky young cricketer in the house who’s always questioning Dad’s decisions!
Featuring the witty slogan "I'd Appeal To Dad, But He Never Changes His Decision", this water bottle is ideal for adding a touch of humour to every match day, net session, or PE lesson.
Whether it's a back-garden LBW call or a front-room replay debate, every cricket-loving dad will relate – and every child will love having the last laugh.
Product Features
- Durable 500ml stainless steel body – tough enough for training, school, or cricket practice
- Leak-proof screw top lid with carabiner clip – easy to carry on bags and kit straps
- Double-walled insulation – keeps drinks cold for hours
- Professionally printed in the UK – crisp, long-lasting design that won’t fade or peel
- Available in clean white – suits any school or sports kit
Perfect For
- Cricket-loving children who want a fun bottle for training or school
- Parents who umpire every garden game (and never change their minds!)
- Father’s Day gifts with a twist of cricket banter
- Birthday presents for junior cricketers
- End-of-season surprises, cricket team gifts, or stocking fillers
Whether you’re buying for your son or daughter, or gifting it to a young player from the cricket club, this water bottle is more than just useful – it’s a clever nod to the classic family cricket dynamic.
Practical, playful, and perfect for any cricket-mad household, it’s guaranteed to be a hit.
Add one to your basket today and bring a smile to the face of the young cricketer (and stubborn dad!) in your life.
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