If Cricket Is Life Then Dad's The Groundkeeper! 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls To Keep Hydrated
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For the cricket-mad family who live and breathe the game, this one’s for you.
Our stainless steel water bottle features the hilarious slogan "If Cricket Is Life Then Dad's The Groundkeeper", making it the perfect gift for any dad who’s always the first to the nets, the last to leave the ground, and the one washing the whites after every match.
Whether he’s marking the boundary rope or ferrying the kids to training, this bottle celebrates every cricket-loving dad in classic banter style.
Made in crisp white, this bottle is both stylish and practical – keeping drinks cool during long summer fixtures and warm on those early spring net sessions.
Product Features
– 500ml stainless steel bottle
– Double-walled insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
– Leak-proof screw-top lid
– Durable white finish with a bold, funny slogan
– Slim design fits most cup holders and cricket bags
Perfect For
– Kids to take to matches or training sessions
– Cricket-mad dads who deserve a bit of light-hearted recognition
– Parents looking for a fun but functional gift for their child’s cricket journey
– A birthday, Father’s Day or “just because” present for the unsung hero of the team – Dad!
Whether you’re watching from the boundary or ferrying your future superstar from ground to ground, this bottle adds a brilliant touch of humour to your cricketing routine.
Don’t wait for match day – grab yours now and give a nod to the real MVP of junior cricket.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
If Cricket Is Life Then Dad's The Groundkeeper FAQs
Is this bottle suitable for both hot and cold drinks?
Is this bottle suitable for both hot and cold drinks?
Yes, it is! The double-walled stainless steel design means it keeps cold drinks chilled and hot drinks warm for hours – ideal for match days in all seasons.
How much liquid does the bottle hold?
How much liquid does the bottle hold?
The bottle holds 500ml, making it the perfect size to fit in cricket bags, school bags, and car cup holders.
Is the design dishwasher safe?
Is the design dishwasher safe?
To keep the print looking sharp, we recommend handwashing only. This helps maintain the bold slogan and finish for as long as possible, but it is dishwasher safe
Is the bottle leak-proof?
Is the bottle leak-proof?
Yes – the screw-top lid is fully leak-proof, so you can throw it in your cricket bag with no worries.
What colour is the bottle available in?
What colour is the bottle available in?
This design is currently available in a classic white finish, which really makes the bold text stand out.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Cricket Stainless Steel Water Bottle – "If Cricket Is Life Then Dad's The Groundkeeper"
Celebrate the unsung hero of junior cricket with this hilarious and practical stainless steel water bottle.
Featuring the cheeky slogan "If Cricket Is Life Then Dad's The Groundkeeper", this bottle is perfect for cricket-loving dads who spend their weekends marking out boundaries, prepping kit bags, and cheering from the sidelines.
Whether you're shopping for a Father’s Day gift, a birthday present, or a fun surprise for the dad who lives and breathes the game, this water bottle is both a practical essential and a brilliant conversation starter.
It’s the kind of gift that raises a smile at the pavilion, on the boundary rope, or during a long drive to yet another away fixture.
Product Features
- Premium 500ml stainless steel construction
- Double-walled insulation keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
- Leak-proof screw-top lid – ideal for travel and match days
- Durable white gloss finish with bold, high-quality print
- Slim profile fits easily into cup holders and cricket bags
Perfect For
- Cricket-mad dads who love a bit of sideline banter
- Kids to use at matches, training or school – while giving Dad a cheeky nod
- Gifting on Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, or end-of-season presentations
- Parents who love cricket and want to keep their drinks at the perfect temperature
This water bottle is more than just a handy drinks holder – it’s a tribute to the dedicated dads who keep the show running every weekend. Lightweight, durable, and guaranteed to spark a few laughs, it makes a brilliant gift that combines humour with everyday practicality.
Order yours today and show your appreciation for the groundkeeper in your life – because every cricket journey needs a dedicated Dad behind the scenes.
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