Mums Decision Is Final No Drs Available! 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls To Keep Hydrated
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Shop with Confidence
Shop with Confidence
For the cricket-loving parent who’s always umpiring from the sidelines, this one’s for you (and the kids who know not to argue).
Our stainless steel water bottle boldly declares what every cricket mum has known – there's no review system at home. Once she’s made the call, that’s it. Game over.
This bottle is as practical as it is hilarious, and it is made for match days, school lunches, net sessions, and family days out.
Whether your little one’s bowling bouncers in the back garden or needs a reminder of who's in charge, this water bottle brings a smile with every sip.
Available in classic white, it’s the perfect mix of banter and function – designed to keep drinks cold or hot and boundaries firmly enforced.
Product Features
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Premium stainless steel construction
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Double-wall insulation – keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
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Screw-top lid to prevent spills in kit bags or school backpacks
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Crisp white finish with bold black print for maximum impact
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500ml capacity – ideal for junior cricketers
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Easy to clean and reuse, reducing plastic waste
Perfect for
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Parents who love cricket and a good laugh
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Junior cricketers with a cheeky streak
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Cricket mums who take no-nonsense
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Gifts for birthdays, cricket club raffles, or end-of-season surprises
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Families who know that Mum's word is law
So whether you’re padding up or packing lunch, add a touch of cricket humour to your day.
This bottle isn’t just a practical companion for young players – it’s a daily reminder of who’s running the game.
Grab yours now and let the world know – there’s no DRS when Mum’s in charge!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Mums Decision Is Final No Drs Available FAQs
Is the bottle suitable for both hot and cold drinks?
Is the bottle suitable for both hot and cold drinks?
Yes, the double-wall insulation keeps cold drinks chilled and hot drinks warm for hours – perfect for any season, whether it’s a summer net session or a chilly school morning.
How much does the bottle hold?
How much does the bottle hold?
It has a 500ml capacity – a great size for junior cricketers to stay hydrated throughout the day without being too bulky to carry.
Is it dishwasher safe?
Is it dishwasher safe?
We recommend handwashing the bottle to preserve the printed design and ensure it stays looking sharp match after match, but yes, it's dishwasher safe
What material is the bottle made from?
What material is the bottle made from?
The bottle is made from high-quality stainless steel, making it durable, reusable, and kinder to the planet than single-use plastic alternatives.
Can I use this for adult cricketers too?
Can I use this for adult cricketers too?
Absolutely! While it’s popular with kids and parents, this bottle is for anyone who loves cricket banter – and knows better than to question Mum’s decision!
Why Cows Corner?
Mum’s Decision is Final – No DRS Available. Stainless Steel Water Bottle
If you're looking for a fun and functional gift for a cricket-mad family, look no further. Our ‘Mum’s Decision is Final – No DRS Available’ stainless steel water bottle is the perfect combination of cricket banter and everyday practicality.
Designed for parents who love the game and kids who like to test the boundaries, this bottle makes a statement both on and off the pitch.
This is more than just a water bottle – it’s a nod to the real umpire at home. Whether it’s a reminder for your little cricketer that the third umpire doesn’t live here, or simply a gift that gets a laugh at training, it’s guaranteed to bring smiles to cricket families everywhere.
With a sleek white finish and bold lettering, it’s ideal for school, training sessions, match days or keeping hydrated in the garden while perfecting that front foot drive. Durable, eco-friendly and easy to clean, it’s built for busy lives and cricket-obsessed kids.
Product Features
- Premium-grade stainless steel construction for long-lasting use
- Double-walled insulation to keep drinks hot or cold for hours
- Leak-proof, screw-top lid for mess-free carrying
- 500ml capacity – perfect for school bags, cricket kits or day trips
- Bright white finish with humorous black print
- Reusable and easy to clean – ideal for reducing plastic waste
Perfect For
- Parents who are always umpiring from the sidelines
- Kids who live and breathe cricket
- Cricket families who appreciate a good laugh
- Birthday presents for junior cricketers or sporty kids
- Mother’s Day, Christmas stockings or end-of-season cricket gifts
- Team giveaways or club raffle prizes
This water bottle is more than just practical – it’s personal. Whether you're treating your own child or looking for a unique cricket-themed gift, this bottle ticks all the boxes.
It’s funny, functional, and totally relatable for anyone who knows that when Mum’s made the call, there’s no appeal system to save you.
Order yours today and bring a bit of cricket humour to your daily routine – because when it comes to decisions at home, Mum really is the final word!
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