Dribble You Can Barely Walk Straight! | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Post Match Drink
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If you know someone who talks a big game but can barely string three touches together without tripping over their feet, this mug is made for them.
Featuring the hilarious slogan 'Dribble You Can Barely Walk Straight!' across the front, this funny football mug brings a dose of classic banter to tea breaks, half-time brews, and Monday morning moans about Sunday League shambles.
Whether you’re sipping from it at work, gifting it to your mate who thinks they’re the next Messi, or adding it to your collection of footy-themed treasures, this mug will raise a smirk.
Product Features
• Standard 10oz capacity – perfect for tea, coffee or a post-match brew
• Crisp white ceramic finish with bold, clear print on one side
• Dishwasher and microwave safe for everyday use
• Designed and printed in the UK
• Comes in protective packaging, ideal for gifting
Perfect For
• Football fans who love a bit of banter
• Your five-a-side mate who fancies himself as a playmaker
• Anyone better at drinking tea than taking penalties
• Secret Santa gifts or birthdays for footy-obsessed friends
Whether it’s a cheeky dig at your best mate or a treat for yourself, this mug delivers a daily laugh with every brew.
Why not add football fun to your cupboard and make your next cuppa a proper conversation starter?
Grab yours now and give your tea breaks the banter they deserve.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Dribble You Can Barely Walk Straight FAQs
Are mugs a good gift for football fans?
Are mugs a good gift for football fans?
Absolutely. A mug with a football-themed joke is both practical and personal, especially for someone who enjoys a daily brew while catching up on match highlights or chatting about last night’s five-a-side. It's a great way to show you know their sense of humour and love for the game.
What can I pair with a football mug as a gift?
What can I pair with a football mug as a gift?
To make the gift extra special, you can pair the mug with items like a favourite tea or coffee blend, football-themed biscuits, or even match tickets for a local game. A small gift box with these extras creates a brilliant themed present for birthdays or Christmas.
Do men actually like receiving mugs as gifts?
Do men actually like receiving mugs as gifts?
Yes, especially when they come with personality. Men who love football and a bit of banter are likely to enjoy a funny mug that speaks to their interests. It’s useful, thoughtful and guaranteed to get a laugh every time they reach for a cuppa.
Are mugs suitable for Secret Santa or office gifting?
Are mugs suitable for Secret Santa or office gifting?
Definitely. A funny football mug is ideal for Secret Santa at work, especially if your colleague is known for chatting tactics by the kettle. It's a low-cost, high-impact gift that works well in professional and casual settings alike.
Can a mug be used for more than just drinks?
Can a mug be used for more than just drinks?
Yes. While mugs are designed for tea and coffee, they can also be repurposed to hold pens, coins or snacks at a desk. A football-themed mug adds a personal touch to any workspace or home setup, even when it’s not being used for drinks.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football 10oz Mug – 'Dribble You Can Barely Walk Straight!'
This mug is an instant winner for football lovers who enjoy a bit of banter with their brew. Featuring the laugh-out-loud slogan 'Dribble You Can Barely Walk Straight!' across the front, it’s a cheeky and light-hearted dig at those mates who talk the talk but can’t quite keep their balance on the pitch. Whether it’s a weekly five-a-side fixture or a Sunday League classic, we all know someone who fits the bill.
Made from high-quality white ceramic and holding 10oz of tea, coffee or hot chocolate, this mug is as practical as it is funny. It’s dishwasher and microwave safe, which means it’s built for everyday use, from home offices and kitchen cupboards to staff rooms and changing rooms. Each mug is printed in the UK and delivered securely, making it a brilliant go-to gift for birthdays, Christmas or just because.
⚽ Who is this mug perfect for?
😂 Football fanatics who never miss a match
😂 Your best mate who thinks they're Premier League material
😂 The one who dribbles more off the pitch than on it
😂 Dads, brothers, uncles or boyfriends with a love for the game
😂 Office banter champions and work league warriors
🎁 Perfect for these occasions:
🎉 Birthdays for football-mad friends
🎅 Secret Santa at work with a sporting twist
🎄 Christmas gifts with personality
🎂 Gag gifts for five-a-side team nights out
👕 Stocking fillers that actually get a laugh
👨👧 Father’s Day presents for footy-loving dads
It’s more than just a mug, it’s a proper laugh served with every cuppa. Ideal for tea breaks that turn into storytelling sessions about missed sitters, dodgy tackles and matchday mishaps. It’s also a guaranteed crowd-pleaser for gift-givers who want something different and full of character.
Order yours today and make someone’s next brew a bit more legendary, it’s a game-changer of a gift that always hits the back of the net.
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