Play Football Not Fortnite! | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Here’s one for the proper footy fans! Whether you're a Sunday League legend, a junior striker in the making or just someone who loves a bit of football banter, this mug is guaranteed to raise a smile.
With the bold slogan "Play Football Not Fortnite!" on the front, it’s the perfect comeback to anyone who spends more time on the Xbox than out on the pitch.
Made for true lovers of the beautiful game, this mug is a cheeky nod to all those parents, coaches, and mates who’d rather see a pair of boots than a gaming headset.
Whether it’s your morning cuppa before a match or a brew on the sidelines, it’s a must-have for any football-mad household.
Product Features
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High-quality ceramic 10oz mug
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Funny football slogan: Play Football Not Fortnite!
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Classic white finish for a clean, bold design
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Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect For
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Football coaches are looking for a fun gift
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Parents of young footballers
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Teenagers who love a laugh (and a brew)
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Gifts for teammates and football friends
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Anyone who prefers pitch time to screen time
Whether you're gifting it or grabbing one for yourself, this mug is a brilliant reminder that the best games are still played on grass. So, put the controller down, lace up those boots and get the kettle on.
This mug won’t just make you smile – it’ll score big with football fans of all ages.
Grab yours today and join the squad that knows there’s only one real game worth playing!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Play Football Not Fortnite FAQs
Do mugs make good Christmas gifts?
Do mugs make good Christmas gifts?
Absolutely. Mugs are practical, personal and always appreciated. Our "Play Football Not Fortnite!" mug adds a humorous twist, making it the ideal stocking filler or Secret Santa gift for any football fan with a sense of humour.
What can I pair with a mug to make it a complete gift?
What can I pair with a mug to make it a complete gift?
To create a brilliant little gift set, pair the mug with some hot chocolate sachets, a football-themed coaster or even a small snack like biscuits or chocolate. It’s a simple way to turn a fun mug into a thoughtful present.
Is this mug suitable for teenagers?
Is this mug suitable for teenagers?
Yes, it's perfect for teens, especially those who love football or need a cheeky nudge to spend less time on screens. The message is playful rather than preachy, so it lands well with younger recipients.
Do men like receiving mugs as gifts?
Do men like receiving mugs as gifts?
They do when the mug has a message that speaks to their personality. This one’s great for dads, uncles, coaches or mates who love football banter and can take a joke. It’s functional and funny, a winning combo.
Can I use this mug every day?
Can I use this mug every day?
Yes, the mug is dishwasher and microwave safe, making it perfect for daily brews at home, in the office or even at football training sessions. It’s built for both laughs and longevity.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football 10oz Mug – "Play Football Not Fortnite!"
Inject some classic football banter into your brew with our hilarious "Play Football Not Fortnite!" mug. Designed for football fans who know the pitch is where the real action happens, this 10oz ceramic mug is the ultimate statement gift.
Whether you're shopping for your football-mad son, a coach with a sense of humour, or your best mate who can't keep off the Xbox, this mug delivers the perfect message – with a laugh and a cuppa.
⚽ Who Is This Mug For?
This mug is a brilliant choice for anyone obsessed with football and always ready for a bit of sideline banter. It's especially ideal for:
- 🏃♂️ Junior footballers who spend more time gaming than training
- 👨👩👧👦 Parents who want to give their kids a cheeky nudge away from the screen
- 🧤 Football coaches with a great sense of humour
- 🗣️ Mates who never stop talking about last weekend’s match
- ☕ Fans who like their tea with a side of football chat
🎁 Perfect Gift Occasions
Looking for a gift that hits the back of the net? This funny football mug makes a cracking present for:
- 🎂 Birthdays – especially for teenage footballers or gamers
- 🎄 Christmas – a fun stocking filler or Secret Santa winner
- 🎉 End-of-season thank-yous for coaches and team managers
- 🏆 Football tournament prizes or team celebration gifts
- 📦 Just-because surprises for football-loving family or friends
☕ Product Features
- ✅ Premium 10oz ceramic mug
- ✅ Funny "Play Football Not Fortnite!" slogan printed on the front
- ✅ Classic white finish to suit every kitchen or office
- ✅ Dishwasher and microwave safe for everyday use
- ✅ Designed and printed in the UK with care
Whether you’re adding a touch of humour to your own brew break or sending a gift that’ll have someone laughing every morning, this mug is more than just a novelty, it’s a reminder that the best games are played on grass, not screens. Secure yours today and give a gift that’s bound to spark smiles, banter and a few nudges off the console.
Order now and make someone’s day with a mug that’s bold, brilliant and bang on target.
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