Messi, Ronaldo…Nah ’My Dads the Real Goat! | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Their Dad
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Forget the Ballon d’Or – your little one’s already crowned their winner. Whether you’re Dad of the Year or enjoy a bit of football banter, this brilliant stainless steel water bottle says it all with a cheeky grin: “Messi, Ronaldo… Nah, my Dad’s the real GOAT!”
This bottle blends humour with proper practicality, ideal for pitchside laughs, school days, or showing off in the playground.
Made for proud football-loving parents to gift their kids, this white bottle is a fun and functional way to stay hydrated while celebrating Dad’s top-tier tekkers.
Whether it's tucked in a school bag or taken to football training, this white bottle is ready for action and always gets a laugh.
Product Features
• Holds 500ml of liquid – just the right size for school, sports or days out
• Double-walled stainless steel for long-lasting temperature control
• Leak-proof screw cap to avoid any unexpected own goals
• Glossy white finish with bold, durable printed slogan
• Lightweight but sturdy – ideal for younger kids
• Hand wash only to keep the design looking fresh
Perfect for
• Kids who think their dad’s better than Messi and Ronaldo combined
• Parents who want to give a funny and heartfelt gift
• Football-mad families who love a bit of banter
• Birthday presents, stocking fillers or just because
So if you’re a football-loving dad who fancies a bit of GOAT-level recognition from your number one fan, this is the bottle for you.
Grab one now, give the kids a giggle and remind the world who the real football legend is – even if your last match was five-a-side on a Wednesday night.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Messi, Ronaldo…Nah ’My Dads the Real Goat FAQs
Is this water bottle suitable for children to take to school?
Is this water bottle suitable for children to take to school?
Yes, the 500ml size is ideal for school bags and lunchboxes. It's lightweight, leak-proof and keeps drinks cool throughout the day, making it perfect for daily use by children.
Can this water bottle be given as a gift for Father's Day?
Can this water bottle be given as a gift for Father's Day?
Absolutely. With its bold slogan celebrating football-loving dads, it's a brilliant Father's Day gift from any child who thinks their dad is better than Messi or Ronaldo.
Will the printed slogan fade or peel over time?
Will the printed slogan fade or peel over time?
The slogan is printed using high-quality methods designed to last. For best results, we recommend hand washing only to preserve the bold design.
What age is this bottle suitable for?
What age is this bottle suitable for?
It’s designed for kids of school age upwards but has also proven popular with teens who enjoy football humour. The size and design make it practical and fun for a wide age range.
Is this water bottle just for boys?
Is this water bottle just for boys?
Not at all. It’s perfect for any child who loves football and wants to show some love for their dad with a bit of cheeky banter, regardless of gender.
Why Cows Corner?
Messi, Ronaldo… Nah, My Dad’s the Real GOAT! | Funny Football Water Bottle
Looking for a gift that scores big with football-mad families? This funny football-themed stainless steel water bottle is the ultimate way for kids to show the world who their true football hero is, Dad. With the bold slogan “Messi, Ronaldo… Nah, my Dad’s the real GOAT!”, this bottle blends playful banter with everyday functionality. Whether it’s for school, footie training or days out, it’s a talking point that keeps drinks cold and spirits high.
Designed for parents who live and breathe football, and want to share the love (and the laughs) with their kids, this bottle is the perfect blend of personality and practicality. It’s not just a fun gift, it’s a daily reminder of the special bond between a child and their football-loving dad – and let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be crowned the GOAT by their biggest fan?
🎯 Who’s it for?
- ⚽ Football-loving dads who deserve some legendary status from their kids
- 👧👦 Children who think Dad’s got more tekkers than any pro on TV
- 👨👩👧👦 Families that live for the weekend match and post-game banter
- 🎁 Anyone searching for a funny, heartfelt gift with real character
🎁 Perfect for gifting on:
- 🎂 Birthdays – ideal for young football fans to surprise their hero
- 👨 Father’s Day – a light-hearted tribute to the family’s favourite player
- 🎄 Christmas – a stocking filler that delivers on laughs and usefulness
- 📚 Back to school – a practical bottle with a proud message inside every lunchbox
- 🏆 Football presentations – reward your junior striker with something unique
✨ Product Features
- 🍼 500ml capacity – perfect for kids on the go
- 🥶 Double-walled stainless steel to keep drinks cold or warm
- 🚫 Leak-proof screw cap to avoid messy spills in school bags
- 🎨 Glossy white finish with high-quality printed slogan
- 🧽 Hand wash only to preserve the bold design
- 💪 Lightweight and durable – built for everyday use
Whether you’re gifting it for a special occasion or just want a fun way to let Dad know he’s appreciated, this bottle makes a brilliant present. It’s cheeky, practical and full of heart, just like the best kind of football banter. Don’t miss your chance to grab one of the funniest water bottles for kids and dads alike. Add to basket today and make someone’s day off the pitch as special as match day.
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