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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Tennis is serious business… but that doesn’t mean you can’t laugh while at it. This bold black hoodie featuring Novak Djokovic’s iconic quote – “I play each point like my life depends on it” – is made for those who live and breathe tennis, but don’t mind winding up their mates.
Whether courtside, lounging at home, or chatting rubbish with your Sunday league squad, this hoodie delivers comfort, warmth, and a cracking sense of humour. It’s a nod to those long rallies, sweaty tie-breaks, and that relentless Djokovic mindset, with a cheeky twist.
Made with soft, heavyweight fabric and a relaxed fit in sizes M, L, 2XL, 3XL & 4XL, this one’s designed to serve style and smiles.
Product Features:
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Black heavyweight hoodie with front quote design
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Features the legendary Djokovic quote for tennis fans with bite
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Soft, comfy feel – ideal for cooler match days or post-game banter
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Relaxed fit available in M, L, 2XL, 3XL & 4XL
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Ribbed cuffs and hem, kangaroo pouch pocket, and drawstring hood
Perfect for:
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Tennis lovers with a sense of humour
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Djokovic die-hards and cheeky courtside commentators
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Sports fans who enjoy mixing chat with charm
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Gifts for tennis-mad friends, partners or teammates
Game. Set. Laughs. Add this to your basket and ace your hoodie game with a bit of tongue-in-cheek tennis flair.
Stocks won’t last forever – don’t double fault and miss out!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Play Each Point Like FAQs
What does giving someone a hoodie mean as a gift?
What does giving someone a hoodie mean as a gift?
Giving a hoodie as a gift often symbolises warmth, comfort, and thoughtfulness. It shows you’ve considered both their personality and what they’d genuinely wear. With a funny tennis quote like Djokovic’s, it also adds a personal touch that reflects their interests.
Is a hoodie a good gift for someone who loves tennis?
Is a hoodie a good gift for someone who loves tennis?
Absolutely. A hoodie with a tennis quote makes a brilliant gift for fans of the sport. It’s practical, wearable year-round, and in this case, it celebrates their favourite player with a bit of humour too.
Why are funny hoodies such popular gifts?
Why are funny hoodies such popular gifts?
Funny hoodies combine practicality with personality. They’re easy to wear and add a sense of identity and humour to someone’s wardrobe, making them ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or casual gift-giving occasions.
What size hoodie should I buy as a gift?
What size hoodie should I buy as a gift?
If you’re unsure, going up a size is often a safe bet, especially with relaxed-fit hoodies like ours. This Djokovic hoodie is available in M, L, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL, making it ideal for those who prefer a looser, comfier fit.
Can a hoodie be a romantic gift?
Can a hoodie be a romantic gift?
Yes! A hoodie can feel personal and meaningful, especially when it reflects an inside joke, a shared interest like tennis, or even just a cheeky quote that reminds them of you.
Funny Tennis Hoodie “I Play Each Point Like My Life Depends on It – Novak Djokovic”
If you know someone who talks about tennis more than the weather, stays up to watch Grand Slam finals, and throws in a Djokovic quote at the slightest opportunity, then this is the hoodie they need in their life.
Our bold black hoodie featuring the unforgettable Novak Djokovic line – “I play each point like my life depends on it” – is made for those who take tennis seriously... but still love a laugh.
Crafted for comfort and designed to get a reaction, this hoodie blends quality with personality. Whether it’s worn to training, chucked on after a match, or gifted as a clever nod to someone’s on-court obsession, it’s a guaranteed winner.
And with larger sizes available (M, L, 2XL, 3XL & 4XL), nobody’s benched.
🎾 Who is this hoodie for?
- 🎯 Tennis fans who eat, sleep, and breathe the game
- 🎯 Novak Djokovic supporters who never miss a match
- 🎯 Anyone who loves sports with a side of sarcasm
- 🎯 Club players, coaches, or teammates with an eye for witty gear
🎁 Perfect gift for:
- 🎁 Birthdays – especially for tennis-mad dads, brothers, or mates
- 🎁 Christmas – a great stocking filler with on-court attitude
- 🎁 Father's Day – if your dad insists he could’ve gone pro
- 🎁 End-of-season awards or tennis club socials
- 🎁 Just because – surprise a tennis fanatic with something they’ll actually wear
🧵 Product Features:
- 🖤 Black heavyweight hoodie with standout front design
- 🖤 Features Novak Djokovic’s iconic quote
- 🖤 Soft brushed fabric for comfort and warmth
- 🖤 Available in M, L, 2XL, 3XL & 4XL for a relaxed, easy fit
- 🖤 Kangaroo front pouch, ribbed hem and cuffs, and drawstring hood
This isn’t just a hoodie – it’s a statement. Whether you’re courtside or couch-side, serve up a bit of tennis humour while staying warm and comfy.
Ready to ace your gift game? Add this hoodie to your basket and surprise someone with a present that ticks all the boxes: funny, thoughtful, and guaranteed to get worn. Limited stock – don’t let it bounce away!

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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.