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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
“You can’t live in the past, you’ve got to keep looking forward and pressing on.” – Pete Sampras
Serve up some serious tennis banter with our black hoodie featuring a classic Pete Sampras quote that’s equal parts motivational and tongue-in-cheek. Whether you're courtside, couch-bound, or heading out with mates, this comfy hoodie is your perfect match. It’s designed for tennis fans who don’t take themselves too seriously but still live and breathe the game.
Available in sizes M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL, this unisex hoodie is soft, warm, and packed with personality – just like your backhand (well, on a good day).
Product Features
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Premium black hoodie with bold white tennis quote print
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Soft, heavyweight material for all-day comfort
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Relaxed unisex fit – ideal for layering on cooler match days
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Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug finish
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Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings
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Machine washable (no special treatment needed – unlike your racket)
Perfect For:
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Tennis fans with a cracking sense of humour
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Players who know their volley from their banter
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Sports lovers looking for a casual statement piece
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Friends and family in need of a quirky tennis-themed gift
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Anyone who’s ever shouted “Come on!” like Murray on match point
Add a touch of tennis wit to your wardrobe or serve this up as the perfect gift for the tennis lover in your life.
Stock’s limited, so don’t hang around the baseline – smash that “Add to Basket” button now.
Because life’s too short for boring hoodies.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
You Can’t Live in the Past FAQs
What does it mean to give someone a hoodie as a gift?
What does it mean to give someone a hoodie as a gift?
Giving a hoodie as a gift often symbolises comfort, warmth, and familiarity. It's a thoughtful and practical present that shows you know the recipient's style and personality. Our funny tennis hoodie goes one step further – it's perfect for those who love sport, humour, and wearing something that makes a statement.
Is a hoodie a good gift for tennis fans?
Is a hoodie a good gift for tennis fans?
Absolutely. A tennis-themed hoodie, especially one featuring a quote from Pete Sampras, is a brilliant gift for fans of the game. It’s warm, relaxed, and full of personality – making it ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or as a surprise for your tennis-loving friend or family member.
What size hoodie should I buy as a gift?
What size hoodie should I buy as a gift?
Our hoodie is available in sizes M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL. We recommend choosing a size based on what the recipient usually wears for a relaxed or slightly oversized fit. If you're unsure, sizing up is often a safe bet – especially for loungewear like hoodies.
Is this hoodie suitable for men and women?
Is this hoodie suitable for men and women?
Yes – it’s a unisex design with a relaxed fit that works well for both men and women. Whether you’re buying for a mate, sibling, parent, or partner, this hoodie fits comfortably and looks great on anyone who enjoys tennis and a bit of banter.
Can I send this hoodie as a gift directly to someone else?
Can I send this hoodie as a gift directly to someone else?
Yes, you can. We offer a gifting option that includes branded Cows Corner gift boxing, a custom note, and the ability to send your order directly to the recipient – perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, or a surprise tennis-themed treat.
Funny Tennis Hoodie – Pete Sampras Quote
“You can’t live in the past, you’ve got to keep looking forward and pressing on.” – Pete Sampras
If you're looking for the perfect blend of tennis obsession and off-court humour, this black hoodie is exactly what you need. Featuring a witty and inspiring quote from one of the greatest tennis legends of all time, this piece is made for fans who appreciate a bit of banter with their backhand.
Whether you're gifting it to a tennis-mad mate, showing up in style at the next social match, or simply looking to stay warm between sets, this hoodie delivers on both comfort and character. Available in M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL, it’s designed to fit relaxed, feel great, and get people talking.
Who’s it for?
This hoodie is ideal for:
- Tennis lovers with a sharp sense of humour
- Casual players and die-hard fans alike
- Coaches, weekend warriors, and armchair pundits
- Anyone who quotes tennis stats at the dinner table
- Those who enjoy a laugh as much as a rally
Perfect gift for these occasions:
- Birthday: Especially for tennis fans who’d rather be on court than at a party
- Father’s Day or Mother’s Day: For sporty parents with a passion for the game
- Christmas: An easy win for the tennis nut in your family
- Graduation or Leaving Gift: For students or colleagues who know how to serve up a smile
- Club Awards & Tennis Events: A brilliant prize or thank-you gift for your local team
Product Features
- High-quality black hoodie with professionally printed tennis quote
- Soft, heavyweight fabric for all-day comfort
- Unisex design with relaxed fit – great for layering
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a classic, snug finish
- Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings
- Machine washable – no special care required
Whether you're buying for yourself or picking up a gift for someone who eats, sleeps, and breathes tennis, this hoodie will be an instant hit. It’s clever, cosy, and completely unique – just like the person you’re buying it for.
Don’t miss out – stock is limited and demand is high during tournament season. Add it to your basket now and get ready to ace your gift giving.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.