I Don’t Think There Is Anybody Bigger or Smaller Than Maradona | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes

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Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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  • Cotton Faced Fabric - Our funny printed hoodies are made from high-quality cotton-faced fabric, providing a smooth, soft surface that’s perfect for vibrant, long-lasting prints. This fabric ensures that designs remain crisp and eye-catching, making your hoodie stand out with bold graphics and witty slogans. The cotton face also adds a luxurious feel, making it comfortable to wear all day, whether you're lounging at home or making a statement out and about.
  • Brushed Back Fleece – Nothing beats the warmth and comfort of brushed back fleece, and that’s exactly what our hoodies deliver. The inside of the hoodie features a soft, plush fleece lining that provides extra insulation while remaining lightweight. This makes it an ideal choice for chilly days, keeping you snug without feeling heavy or bulky. The fleece backing not only enhances warmth but also adds to the hoodie’s overall softness. It’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for time and time again—whether you're braving the cold, enjoying a lazy weekend, or simply layering up for a casual look. The brushed texture also enhances breathability, ensuring you stay comfortable whether indoors or outdoors.
  • Raglan Sleeves - Designed for both style and ease of movement, our hoodies feature classic raglan sleeves. This design extends the sleeve up to the collar, creating a relaxed, sporty look while allowing greater freedom of motion. It’s perfect for those who love an effortlessly casual fit or need a hoodie that moves with them throughout the day. The raglan sleeve construction also enhances durability, reducing seam strain in the shoulder area. Whether you're lounging, layering up, or out and about, this design keeps things comfortable without restricting your range of motion. Plus, it adds a subtle athletic touch, making our hoodies not just funny, but functional too!
  • Lined Hood with Cross Neck Detail - A hoodie isn't complete without a cozy hood, and ours is lined for extra warmth and structure. The lining enhances durability and ensures a comfortable feel against the skin, while also giving the hood a premium, finished look. No flimsy, misshapen hoods here—just a perfectly structured one that sits well whether up or down. The cross-neck detail adds an extra design touch, giving your hoodie a unique and modern look. This stylish overlap at the neckline not only enhances the overall appearance but also provides additional warmth by keeping drafts at bay. Whether you wear it for warmth or just to complete your outfit, this hood has both fashion and function covered.
  • Taped Neck - The taped neck feature in our hoodies adds both comfort and durability. A soft fabric strip is sewn along the inside seam at the back of the neckline, preventing irritation and reinforcing the structure. This means no scratchy seams, just a smooth and comfortable feel against your skin. Beyond comfort, the taped neck also enhances the hoodie's longevity. By reinforcing the seam, it reduces the risk of stretching or fraying over time, ensuring your hoodie maintains its perfect fit and structure even after repeated wear and washes. It’s a small but mighty feature that makes a big difference in quality.
  • Half Moon Back Yoke - A hidden detail that contributes to both fit and durability, the half-moon back yoke adds reinforcement to the upper back section of the hoodie. This extra fabric piece helps maintain the hoodie's shape while providing a smoother, more comfortable fit across the shoulders. Not only does this feature improve the overall structure of the hoodie, but it also gives a high-quality, finished look inside. It’s a subtle yet significant design choice that elevates the hoodie beyond basic styles, ensuring you get the perfect balance of comfort, durability, and premium craftsmanship.
  • Front Pouch Pocket - A hoodie essential, the front pouch pocket is as practical as it is cozy. Designed for both functionality and warmth, it provides a convenient space to store small items like your phone, keys, or wallet while on the go. And, of course, it doubles as the perfect hand-warmer for those colder days! The reinforced stitching ensures durability, so whether you’re using the pocket for storage or just to keep your hands warm, it holds up without sagging. Plus, the clean, well-structured design makes sure it sits flush against the hoodie, maintaining a stylish and streamlined look.
  • 2x2 Cotton/Elastane Ribbed Cuffs and Hem - Comfort meets flexibility with the 2x2 cotton/elastane ribbed cuffs and hem. This design ensures a snug but comfortable fit, keeping the sleeves and hem in place without feeling restrictive. Whether you're on the move or lounging, the ribbed edges provide just the right amount of stretch for an effortless fit. In addition to providing a better fit, the ribbed cuffs and hem enhance durability by preventing fraying and stretching over time. This means your hoodie stays looking great and feeling comfortable for longer, no matter how often you wear it. It’s the perfect blend of style, function, and long-lasting quality.

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This one’s for the die-hard football fans who appreciate a legendary quote and a bit of cheeky footy banter. Whether you're shouting at the telly, reliving classic moments from the terraces or just enjoy reminding your mates of the most iconic lines in the game, this hoodie is made for you.

With “I Don’t Think There Is Anybody Bigger or Smaller Than Maradona” printed boldly across the front, this hoodie celebrates one of football’s most fantastic characters in all his misunderstood glory.

It’s the perfect blend of humour, nostalgia and cult football knowledge, wrapped up in a cosy, wear-everywhere hoodie.

Made with comfort in mind and available in black, this hoodie suits matchdays, pub chats, kickabouts and everything in between.

Product Features

• Quote: “I Don’t Think There Is Anybody Bigger or Smaller Than Maradona” – a true cult classic
• Colour: Black
• Unisex fit in sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
• Soft, brushed cotton feel
• Double-lined hood and front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit
• Designed for comfort and everyday wear

Perfect For

• Football fans who love a bit of banter
• Supporters of the beautiful game who know their quotes
• Pub football philosophers and Maradona obsessives
• Gifts for mates who live and breathe football
• People who want to wear something funny and relatable

Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gift for a football-mad mate, this hoodie is guaranteed to get laughs, nods, and maybe even a few debates going.

Grab yours now and wear it with pride, because let’s face it, there isn’t anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona.

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Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

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UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

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Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

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I Don’t Think There Is Anybody FAQs


What does giving someone a hoodie mean?

Giving someone a hoodie often symbolises warmth, care and connection. It’s a thoughtful gift that combines comfort with personality, making it perfect for football fans who love a laugh.

What makes a hoodie a good gift?

Hoodies are practical, stylish and universally loved. A funny football hoodie with a legendary quote like the Maradona one adds a personal and humorous twist that makes it stand out as a gift.

Is it okay to gift someone a hoodie for their birthday?

Absolutely. Hoodies are ideal birthday presents, especially when they reflect the recipient’s interests. For football lovers, a quote hoodie delivers both comfort and comedy.

Why do people love wearing hoodies from their favourite quotes or interests?

Wearing something that reflects a personal passion, like football or a famous sporting quote, lets people express who they are. It’s both a fashion statement and a nod to what they love.

Can a hoodie be a romantic gift?

Yes, especially when it shows you know what makes the person laugh or smile. A football quote hoodie can be playful, personal and memorable, making it a great gift for a partner who lives for the game.

Why Cows Corner?


  • Unique products & Designs

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Funny Football Hoodie – “I Don’t Think There Is Anybody Bigger or Smaller Than Maradona”

If you’re shopping for someone who eats, sleeps and breathes football, this hoodie is an absolute winner. Featuring the brilliantly baffling yet iconic quote, “I Don’t Think There Is Anybody Bigger or Smaller Than Maradona,” this piece is a guaranteed conversation starter. Whether it’s worn to five-a-side, down the pub or just lounging around on a Sunday, it hits the sweet spot between comfort and football-related comedy.

Made for fans who appreciate a bit of wit with their wardrobe, this hoodie is ideal for supporters who love the beautiful game and never miss a chance for a good laugh. It’s more than just a hoodie, it’s a celebration of football’s finest personalities and most unforgettable quotes.

⚽ Product Features

  • 🖤 Colour: Black – a versatile classic that goes with everything
  • 📏 Sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL – perfect for all shapes and sizes
  • 🧵 Soft brushed cotton blend for maximum comfort
  • 🧥 Double-lined hood and cosy front pocket
  • 📦 Designed for everyday wear with a relaxed unisex fit

🎁 Perfect For

  • 🙌 Football fanatics who live for legendary quotes and footy culture
  • 😂 Banter kings and queens who love wearing a good laugh
  • 🍻 Mates who love a post-match pint and a joke about Maradona
  • 🎂 Birthday presents for football lovers
  • 🎄 Christmas gifts for that one friend who still talks about Italia ’90
  • 👕 Father’s Day surprises for the football-mad dad
  • ⚽ End-of-season gifts for the team captain or club legend

This hoodie makes an ideal gift for anyone who appreciates great football and even better chat. Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas or just because they deserve it, this is the ultimate present for fans with a sense of humour.

Don’t wait until added time, click the buy button and score some serious points with a football hoodie that’s as bold as the game itself. Funny, iconic and instantly wearable, this is a must-have for the footy lover in your life.

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