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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Whether your little one is already showing signs of being the next superstar striker or just loves running around the garden with a football at their feet, this hoodie is a brilliant way to show where their passion for the beautiful game came from.
With the hilarious slogan "Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad!" printed proudly on the front, this hoodie brings a touch of football banter and family pride to any young footy fanatic’s wardrobe.
Made for kids with football-loving dads who aren't shy about claiming a bit of credit for their child's silky tekkers, this hoodie is soft, comfy and great for layering on chilly match days or park kickabouts. Whether you're on the sidelines or heading to training, this one’s a winner.
Available in classic white and a range of kids' sizes from 3XS to L, it's designed to fit comfortably while making a bold statement that’s sure to get a few laughs.
Product Features
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Soft cotton blend fabric for all-day comfort
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Funny slogan: Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad!
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Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit
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Available in white
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Sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L
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Machine washable so it stays fresh after every muddy match
Perfect For
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Football-mad kids with proud football dads
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Parents who love a bit of football-related humour
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Gifting to junior players for birthdays, match days or Father’s Day
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Wearing to football training, weekend matches, or just chilling at home
Whether you’re raising the next Premier League star or just fancy a bit of banter on the school run, this hoodie is the perfect choice.
Grab one today and let everyone know who's responsible for those top bins' goals.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad FAQs
What does it mean to give a hoodie as a gift?
What does it mean to give a hoodie as a gift?
Giving a hoodie is a thoughtful and practical way to show someone you care. It blends comfort with personality, and when the hoodie has a funny slogan or meaningful message, like ours, it becomes a personal keepsake they’ll want to wear again and again.
Is a hoodie a good gift for kids who love football?
Is a hoodie a good gift for kids who love football?
Absolutely. Our football-themed hoodie is ideal for young players who eat, sleep and breathe football. It's a gift that combines warmth, comfort and a cheeky sense of humour that both kids and football-loving parents will appreciate.
What occasions are best for gifting a football hoodie to a child?
What occasions are best for gifting a football hoodie to a child?
Our hoodie makes a brilliant present for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, end-of-season celebrations or even as a surprise reward after a great match. It’s especially perfect when Dad’s the one cheering from the sidelines every week.
What sizes are available for kids' hoodies?
What sizes are available for kids' hoodies?
This hoodie is available in sizes 3XS, 2XS, S, M and L, making it suitable for a wide age range. We recommend checking the size chart before ordering to get the perfect fit for your child.
Will the hoodie slogan fade or peel after washing?
Will the hoodie slogan fade or peel after washing?
Not at all. Our hoodies are printed using high-quality materials designed to stay bold and bright, even after multiple washes. Just follow the care instructions provided to keep it looking fresh
Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad! – Kids' Hoodie
If you're a proud football dad and you've passed on your love for the beautiful game to your little one, this is the hoodie you've been waiting for. The bold and cheeky slogan, "Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad!", is printed loud and proud across the front, celebrating both their passion for football and your behind-the-scenes coaching brilliance.
This hoodie is more than just a funny design, it's a brilliant gift idea for young football lovers who live and breathe the game, and for the dads who’ve been there every step of the way, from cold early morning kick-offs to weekend park training sessions. Whether it's a birthday, Father’s Day, Christmas or just a cheeky surprise for your football-mad child, this hoodie is guaranteed to raise smiles and maybe even a few laughs on the sidelines.
⚽ Product Features
- 🧵 Made from a soft cotton-blend fabric that’s perfect for all-day comfort
- 🎯 Bold front print: "Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad!"
- 🧼 Easy to wash – machine washable and holds its shape wear after wear
- ❄️ Cosy ribbed cuffs and hem to keep in the warmth during chilly match days
- 👕 Available in crisp white for a clean, standout look
- 📏 Sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L – suitable for kids of all ages
🎁 Perfect For
- 🎂 Birthday presents for football-mad kids
- 👨👧 Father’s Day gifts from little players to their footy-loving dads
- 🎄 Christmas stocking fillers for young footballers
- 🏆 A reward for end-of-season effort or sporting success
- 🎒 Back-to-school with a bit of banter and personality
- ⚽ Weekend matches, training sessions or relaxed days at home
This hoodie isn’t just a cosy extra layer, it’s a conversation starter, a family in-joke and a little nod to those weekend warriors who raise future football stars one game at a time. It’s funny, functional and full of football pride.
Ready to kit them out? Add this must-have hoodie to your basket today and give your child a gift they’ll actually want to wear, whether they’re warming up on the touchline or lounging at home planning their next hat-trick.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
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Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.