Dad’s My Coach My Hero and My Biggest Fan! | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Looking for a fun and practical gift that gives a little nod to the beautiful game? This funny football-themed water bottle is a brilliant way for football-loving parents to share their passion with the next generation.
Featuring the bold slogan “Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Biggest Fan!”, it’s cheeky, heartfelt and guaranteed to raise a smile on the sidelines.
Made from high-quality stainless steel and finished in clean white, this bottle is as durable as it is stylish. Whether packed into a school bag, tucked into a match day kit or sitting proudly on the training ground bench, it’s the perfect companion for thirsty young players.
And of course, it gives Dad a little shout-out too, because we all know how involved he gets when match day arrives!
Product Features
• White stainless steel 500ml water bottle
• Funny football quote: “Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Biggest Fan!”
• Comes with a secure screw-top lid and carabiner clip
• Double-walled insulation to keep drinks cooler for longer
• Lightweight and easy to carry — perfect for training sessions or school
• Handwash only to preserve the design
Perfect For
• Football-mad kids who want to show love to their footie-fanatic dads
• Parents looking for a fun and practical football gift for their children
• End-of-season thank you presents from kids to their sideline-supporting dads
• Birthdays, Father’s Day or just a thoughtful surprise for your little one
Whether it’s being thrown into the kit bag or proudly carried to weekend matches, this water bottle is a pitch-perfect gift idea for any football-loving family.
Celebrate the special bond between a child and their number-one supporter with a useful, funny gift and totally football.
Grab one today and give Dad the recognition he deserves — he might not get a trophy, but this is the next best thing.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Dad’s My Coach My Hero and My Biggest Fan FAQs
What makes a good gift water bottle for football-loving families?
What makes a good gift water bottle for football-loving families?
A good gift water bottle for football-mad families should be practical, durable and fun. Look for stainless steel bottles with insulation, a secure lid, and a design that connects to their love of the game. Personalised or slogan-based bottles like ours make it extra special.
Why are novelty water bottles so popular as gifts?
Why are novelty water bottles so popular as gifts?
Novelty water bottles are both useful and entertaining, making them a brilliant gifting choice. They combine everyday practicality with humour or sentiment, which means they’re not just thrown in a cupboard, they’re used and appreciated every day.
Is a football-themed water bottle a suitable gift for Father’s Day?
Is a football-themed water bottle a suitable gift for Father’s Day?
Absolutely. A football-themed bottle that features a message from child to dad is ideal for Father’s Day. It’s personal, it’s practical, and it taps into that strong match day connection many dads share with their kids.
Can this water bottle be used at school or football training?
Can this water bottle be used at school or football training?
Yes, it’s the perfect bottle for both. With a 500ml capacity, screw-top lid and carabiner clip, it’s easy for kids to carry to school, after-school football clubs or weekend matches.
What’s the benefit of gifting a water bottle with a quote?
What’s the benefit of gifting a water bottle with a quote?
Gifting a water bottle with a quote adds a layer of personal connection. It turns a simple item into a meaningful keepsake that celebrates relationships, especially when it includes messages like “Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Biggest Fan!”
Why Cows Corner?
⚽ Funny Football Stainless Steel Water Bottle – “Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Biggest Fan!”
Celebrate the ultimate footballing bond between parent and child with our hilarious and heart-warming stainless steel water bottle. Designed especially for kids who love football and want to show their appreciation for their number-one supporter, this bottle is both practical and packed with personality.
With its bold slogan – “Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Biggest Fan!” – this bottle makes the perfect gift from children to their football-mad dads.
Whether he’s shouting advice from the sidelines or setting up cones in the park, Dad deserves a bit of love too – and this bottle says it all.
Available in a crisp white finish and made from durable stainless steel, it’s designed to go wherever the game takes you. From Saturday morning training sessions to kickabouts in the garden, this bottle is the perfect match day companion for mini players with big hearts.
🎯 Who This Water Bottle Is For
- ⚽ Young football fans who want to say thank you to their supportive dads
- 🎁 Parents searching for a thoughtful and funny football gift for their kids
- 🧢 Dads who double up as coach, mentor and number-one fan
- 👟 Families who spend their weekends pitchside and want something unique
🎁 Perfect Gift Occasions
- 🧡 Father’s Day – for the dad who lives and breathes football
- 🎉 Birthdays – a brilliant present from son or daughter to their footie-mad dad
- 🏆 End-of-season thank you – to celebrate another year of muddy boots and memorable goals
- 🎄 Christmas – a fun and useful stocking filler for football-loving families
- 📅 Back to school – keep your child hydrated in style while celebrating their favourite sport
✨ Product Features
- 🔹 500ml white stainless steel water bottle with a high-quality finish
- 🔹 Funny football slogan: “Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Biggest Fan!”
- 🔹 Double-walled insulation keeps drinks cooler for longer
- 🔹 Secure screw-top lid with carabiner clip for easy carrying
- 🔹 Lightweight and perfect for sports bags, backpacks and school
- 🔹 Handwash only to maintain the print quality
This isn’t just a water bottle, it’s a statement of love, loyalty and the unbreakable team spirit between a young footballer and their dad.
Whether you’re buying it for your own child or looking for the perfect present from a little one to their hero, this bottle is a winning choice every time. It combines fun, function and football in one great gift.
Order yours today and give match days an upgrade, because behind every young player is a very proud dad.
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
