If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Hydration just got a whole lot cheekier. Whether on the pitch, on the sofa, or shouting from the sidelines, this white stainless steel water bottle is for the football fan who loves a bit of banter.
The bold and brilliantly snide slogan, "If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It," is the perfect blend of insult and honesty, the ultimate dig for mates who think they’re Premier League material but play like they’re in the Sunday League.
Made from durable stainless steel and designed to keep your drinks cold (or hot) for hours, this bottle isn’t just about good looks.
It’s practical, too. It's ideal for training sessions, kickabouts in the park, or casual everyday use.
Product Features:
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500ml white stainless steel bottle
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Features the slogan: "If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It"
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Double-walled insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
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Screw-top lid to prevent leaks
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Lightweight and easy to carry
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Reusable and eco-friendly
Perfect For:
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Football fans with a sense of humour
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Sunday League legends (or those who think they are)
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Banter kings and queens
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Gym goers, dog walkers, or pitch-side parents
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Gifting to mates who need to be taken down a peg or two
Whether it’s a gift for your football-mad friend or a treat for yourself, this water bottle delivers both laughs and practicality.
It’s a brilliant way to show off your love of the game (and your sharp tongue). Snap one up today and let the football banter flow, just like your water.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It FAQs
Is this water bottle suitable for football training or the gym?
Is this water bottle suitable for football training or the gym?
Yes, absolutely. It’s made from double-walled stainless steel, which keeps drinks cold during training or hot if you're heading to early morning gym sessions. The screw-top lid also prevents leaks in kit bags.
Is it a good gift for football fans who don’t actually play?
Is it a good gift for football fans who don’t actually play?
Definitely. Whether they shout from the sofa or the sidelines, this bottle’s cheeky message is made for fans who love football and football-related banter, even if their boots haven’t seen grass in years.
Can this be used as a Secret Santa gift?
Can this be used as a Secret Santa gift?
Yes, and it’s a brilliant one. It's affordable, useful, and delivers a laugh, making it perfect for office gift exchanges, team parties, or footie club mates.
Is it environmentally friendly?
Is it environmentally friendly?
Yes. This bottle is reusable, helping to reduce single-use plastic waste. It's a great way to gift something funny and sustainable.
Will the slogan wear off over time?
Will the slogan wear off over time?
No, the slogan is printed using a durable process designed to withstand daily use, regular washing, and a bit of football rough and tumble.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Stainless Steel Water Bottle – “If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It”
Inject some football banter into your everyday routine with our best-selling stainless steel water bottle. Featuring the cheeky slogan “If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It”, this white bottle is a pitch-perfect gift for football fans who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Whether it’s a kickabout in the park, a gym session, or just another Monday at the office, this bottle keeps your drink at the right temperature while delivering top-tier football sass.
🔋 Who's It For?
This water bottle is made for the football-obsessed. From amateur players and Sunday League strikers to armchair pundits and die-hard fans who never miss a match, it's a brilliant way to show off a love for the beautiful game, with a healthy side of banter.
Got a mate who thinks they should've gone pro? A sibling who never stops banging on about their glory days? This bottle is your one-liner in a gift. It makes a cracking conversation starter and a brilliant dig, all rolled into one.
🎉 Perfect Gift For...
Finding the right gift can be harder than scoring a last-minute winner. But not anymore. This water bottle is ideal for:
- 🎂 Birthdays – for that friend who still wears football boots to the pub
- 🎈 Secret Santa – the office banter king will love it
- 🎊 Father’s Day – because Dad needs reminding he’s no Messi
- ❤️ Valentine’s Day – nothing says love like mild mockery
- 🎁 Christmas Stocking Filler – for football-mad mates or matchday companions
🔧 Product Features
- ✅ 500ml white stainless steel bottle
- ✅ Printed with the slogan: “If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It”
- ✅ Double-walled to keep drinks hot or cold for hours
- ✅ Screw-top lid to prevent spills and leaks
- ✅ Reusable, eco-conscious, and lightweight
Looking for something that’s as practical as it is hilarious? This bottle ticks every box. It keeps your drinks the right temperature, your mates on their toes, and your gift game strong.
Grab one today before they all disappear quicker than a striker in a crunch tackle.
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Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
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With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
