Your Best Position? Bench Warmer | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Stay hydrated while serving a slice of sideline banter with our hilarious football-themed stainless steel water bottle.
Whether you’re warming up (or just warming the bench), this bottle is made for those who love the beautiful game and aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves – or their mates.
Featuring the cheeky slogan "Your Best Position? Bench Warmer", this bottle is guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows and a lot of laughs at five-a-side, training nights, or even in the office.
It’s bold, brilliant, and built to last – just like your football dreams (even if they’re mostly lived out on a Sunday morning pitch).
Available in crisp white, it’s as stylish as it is sturdy. And whether you’re actually on the bench or just pretending you’ve still “got it”, this is the perfect way to show your love for the game – and your sense of humour.
Product Features:
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500ml stainless steel water bottle with secure screw-top lid
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Double-wall insulation keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
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Lightweight, durable, and easy to carry
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Printed with a high-quality, long-lasting football slogan
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Available in white
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Hand wash recommended to preserve the design
Perfect for:
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Sunday League legends (and subs)
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Five-a-side fanatics
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Coaches with a wicked sense of humour
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Football-loving mates
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Anyone who embraces the banter, especially when they're not in the starting eleven
Whether you're pitch-side, gym-bound, or just living your best football life from the sidelines, this bottle is a brilliant way to bring the banter while staying refreshed.
Grab yours today and show the world that being a benchwarmer has never looked so good.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Best Position? Bench Warmer FAQs
Is this water bottle a good gift for football lovers?
Is this water bottle a good gift for football lovers?
Absolutely. This bottle is ideal for anyone who loves football and has a good sense of humour. Whether they play every Sunday or just enjoy the banter from the sidelines, it's a fun and practical gift that shows you’ve put some thought into it.
Can this water bottle keep drinks hot and cold?
Can this water bottle keep drinks hot and cold?
Yes, the bottle features double-wall insulation, which helps keep hot drinks warm and cold drinks chilled for several hours. It's perfect for match day tea or post-match hydration.
Is the design dishwasher safe?
Is the design dishwasher safe?
To keep the design looking fresh and sharp, we recommend hand-washing only. This will help maintain the quality of the printed slogan over time.
What occasions is this bottle suitable for?
What occasions is this bottle suitable for?
It makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, Secret Santa, or as a novelty treat for your football team’s end-of-season do. It’s also great paired with a matching mug or T-shirt for a themed present.
Is this bottle just for football players?
Is this bottle just for football players?
Not at all! It’s perfect for anyone who loves football culture, whether they’re a player, a coach, or just a big fan of matchday laughs and dressing room banter.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Stainless Steel Water Bottle – "Your Best Position? Bench Warmer"
If you know someone who talks a big game but spends more time warming the bench than scoring screamers, this is the perfect gift. Our “Your Best Position? Bench Warmer” stainless steel water bottle is made for football lovers who can take a joke – and give one right back.
Whether they’re a Sunday League sub, a five-a-side fanatic, or just the loudest cheerleader from the sidelines, this bottle brings the banter in style.
Designed in crisp white with bold, professionally printed text, this water bottle isn’t just funny, it’s functional. With a 500ml capacity and double-walled insulation, it keeps cold drinks icy and hot drinks piping, making it ideal for pre-match prep, post-match cool downs, or just surviving the daily grind at work.
🔥 Why it's the perfect gift
This isn’t just a water bottle, it’s a conversation starter, a practical companion, and a spot-on gift for the football lover who enjoys a laugh. Whether they’re genuinely passionate about the game or just play for the post-match pint, this bottle ticks all the boxes.
🎁 Ideal for:
- ⚽ Football-mad mates with a sense of humour
- 🧢 Sunday League subs and team jokers
- 🥅 Five-a-side players who never quite make it back
- 🎉 Birthday presents with a personal twist
- 🧦 Secret Santa for your club’s benchwarmer
- 👕 Pairing with a funny football T-shirt for a themed gift set
🔧 Product Features:
- 💧 500ml premium stainless steel water bottle
- 🌡️ Double-wall insulation – perfect for hot or cold drinks
- 🧽 Durable white finish with long-lasting print
- 🔒 Secure screw-top lid – no leaks, no mess
- 🖐️ Hand wash recommended to keep it looking fresh
This is more than a funny slogan, it’s a quality gift for the football-obsessed, the banter kings, and anyone who knows that being part of the team matters just as much as starting. Whether you're buying for your best mate, your brother, your coach, or even yourself, it’s the perfect way to stay hydrated while delivering the laughs.
Ready to score a gifting goal? Add this bottle to your basket and make your favourite benchwarmer’s day.
Design Your Own AI Designed Product
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Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
