Dribble You Can Barely Walk Straight! | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Stay hydrated while showing off your sense of humour with our hilarious football-themed water bottle. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Dribble? You Can Barely Walk Straight!” this bottle is perfect for anyone who loves the beautiful game – and a bit of football banter to go with it.
Whether you’re pitch-side, at the gym, or looking for a laugh at your desk, this bottle will have your mates in stitches.
Made from high-quality stainless steel and finished in clean, crisp white, it’s as practical as funny.
And yes, it keeps your water ice-cold or your tea piping hot – whichever way you roll on matchday.
Product Features
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Made from durable stainless steel, built to last season after season
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Double-wall insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
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500ml capacity, the perfect size for footie training, work, or everyday use
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Secure screw-top lid, no leaks when it’s rolling around in your kit bag
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Bold black text on a white background stands out wherever you are
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Easy to clean, because no one has time for faff
Perfect For
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Football lovers who enjoy a bit of sideline sarcasm
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Banter kings and queens of the group chat
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Gym-goers who want their bottle to make people look twice
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Teammates, coaches, or that mate who thinks they’re Messi after two pints
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Birthday gifts, Secret Santa, or a fun surprise for your 5-a-side crew
Whether it’s for kickabouts in the park, mid-match refreshments, or just something to spark a chuckle at work, this water bottle is a crowd-pleaser with real personality.
It’s a brilliant gift for football fans who don’t take themselves too seriously – and at the very least, it’ll stop someone else nicking your bottle.
Grab yours now before they’re all snapped up – because while your dribbling might not impress, your bottle taste certainly will.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Dribble You Can Barely Walk Straight FAQs
Why are funny water bottles such popular gifts right now?
Why are funny water bottles such popular gifts right now?
Funny water bottles combine everyday usefulness with a personal touch. They’re practical, reusable, and eco-friendly, but when you add a cheeky slogan like “Dribble? You Can Barely Walk Straight!”, they also become conversation starters. It’s a simple way to give someone a laugh and a quality gift at the same time.
Is this football water bottle suitable for both kids and adults?
Is this football water bottle suitable for both kids and adults?
Yes, absolutely. While the humour is more suited to older teens and adults, the bottle itself is lightweight, easy to carry, and holds 500ml of liquid, making it practical for people of all ages who enjoy football and banter.
What occasions are best for giving this water bottle as a gift?
What occasions are best for giving this water bottle as a gift?
It’s a brilliant present for birthdays, Secret Santa, Father’s Day, leaving dos, or end-of-season football awards. It’s also a clever stocking filler or a fun treat for your 5-a-side teammates, especially the one who thinks they’ve got silky skills (but really doesn’t).
Does the bottle keep drinks hot and cold?
Does the bottle keep drinks hot and cold?
Yes, it does. Thanks to its double-wall stainless steel insulation, this water bottle keeps drinks cold for hours and hot beverages warm just as long. Whether it's matchday hydration or a morning brew, it’s got you covered.
What makes this bottle different from others on the market?
What makes this bottle different from others on the market?
While many water bottles focus purely on function or style, this one delivers both, plus a big dose of football-themed humour. It’s designed for people who don’t take themselves too seriously but still want a bottle that performs. And the bold slogan makes sure it never gets mistaken for someone else’s!
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Water Bottle – “Dribble? You Can Barely Walk Straight!”
If you’re shopping for a football fan with a cracking sense of humour, this stainless steel water bottle is the ultimate gift. Featuring the bold and cheeky slogan “Dribble? You Can Barely Walk Straight!”, it’s designed to make people laugh whether they’re on the pitch, in the gym, or in the office.
Football banter doesn’t get better than this, and with its crisp white finish and premium build, this bottle scores high on both style and practicality.
This isn’t just a funny football gift, it’s a functional, durable, and versatile water bottle that keeps drinks hot or cold for hours. Ideal for match days, training sessions, morning commutes, or just showing off in the workplace, it’s the kind of bottle people talk about and never forget.
⚽ Who’s It For?
This bottle is perfect for anyone who:
- 😂 Lives for football banter – and doesn’t mind being the punchline
- 🏃 Drinks like they dribble – a bit off balance but full of heart
- ⚽ Loves showing their personality through what they carry
- 🥳 Needs a funny gift that’s actually useful
- 🏆 Is part of a Sunday league team, a 5-a-side crew or even a fantasy football league
🎁 Perfect Gift For These Occasions
This water bottle makes a brilliant gift for:
- 🎂 Birthdays – especially for mates who love a laugh
- 🎄 Christmas stockings or Secret Santa at football clubs or the office
- 🎉 End-of-season awards – “Most Questionable Dribble” anyone?
- 🙌 Father’s Day or Mother’s Day – for footie-mad parents who can take a joke
- 💼 Work leaving dos – the perfect blend of humour and function
💡 Why Choose This Water Bottle?
- 💧 500ml stainless steel construction – lightweight but robust
- 🔥 Double-walled insulation – keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- 🔒 Secure screw-top lid – no leaks, no mess
- 🧼 Easy to clean – just give it a quick rinse and it’s good to go
- 🎨 Classic white design with bold black text – stands out in any setting
Whether you’re buying for a football fanatic, a gym-goer with a sense of humour, or just want to treat yourself to something fun and practical, this bottle ticks every box. It’s not just a conversation starter – it’s a laugh-out-loud gift that’ll get used every day.
Don’t miss out on the chance to gift something truly original, order now and bring a bit of footie-flavoured fun to someone’s hydration game!
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Funny Sports Hoodies
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
