Play Football Not Fortnite! | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Tired of watching your mates glued to their screens instead of kicking a ball about?
Say it loudly and proudly with our Play Football Not Fortnite! A stainless steel water bottle is the perfect football banter for players and fans who’d rather score screamers than sit indoors.
Whether on the pitch, at training, or just out and about, this bottle keeps your drinks at the right temperature and your priorities straight. It’s bold, funny, and built to last – a cheeky reminder that real fun happens on the grass, not in a gaming lobby.
Product Features
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500ml double-walled stainless steel
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Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours or hot for up to 12 hours
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Leak-proof screw cap and BPA-free
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Bold football-themed slogan for banter on the go
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Available in classic white with premium print finish
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Slimline design fits perfectly in most bags and cup holders
Perfect For
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Footballers who need hydration and humour
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Coaches, teammates and football parents
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School bags, matchday kits and gym sessions
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Football gift ideas for birthdays, Christmas or just because
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Anyone who thinks a ball is better than a battle royale
Whether you're treating yourself or buying a gift for your footy-mad mate, this water bottle is a winner every time.
It's fun, practical and brilliant to show where your loyalties lie. So why wait?
Grab one today and remind the world – football first, Fortnite later.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Play Football Not Fortnite FAQs
What makes a water bottle a great gift?
What makes a water bottle a great gift?
A great water bottle gift combines practicality with personality. Our football-themed stainless steel bottle not only keeps drinks at the perfect temperature but also delivers a strong message with its bold slogan. It’s useful every day, fun to receive, and ideal for sporty types who appreciate a bit of humour.
Is this water bottle suitable for children and teenagers?
Is this water bottle suitable for children and teenagers?
Absolutely. With a 500ml capacity, secure leak-proof lid and a fun football slogan, this bottle is perfect for kids and teens alike. It fits easily into school bags, PE kits and training backpacks, and encourages healthy hydration without a screen in sight.
Why do people prefer stainless steel bottles over plastic ones?
Why do people prefer stainless steel bottles over plastic ones?
Stainless steel bottles are more durable, better at keeping drinks cold or hot for longer, and free from harmful chemicals like BPA. They also look and feel premium, making them ideal for gifting. This one adds a laugh with its cheeky message, making it more than just a bottle.
What occasions is this water bottle best suited for?
What occasions is this water bottle best suited for?
This bottle is a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, back-to-school or end-of-season football awards. Whether it’s for a young player, a coach or a parent who’s always pitchside, it’s guaranteed to go down a storm.
Will the print fade over time with regular use?
Will the print fade over time with regular use?
No, the high-quality print is designed to be long-lasting and resistant to daily wear. Whether it's thrown into a kit bag or taken to every match, the bold ‘Play Football Not Fortnite!’ slogan will stay sharp and clear for seasons to come.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Stainless Steel Water Bottle – Play Football Not Fortnite!
If you know someone who’s always got a ball at their feet and no time for gaming marathons, our ‘Play Football Not Fortnite!’ stainless steel water bottle is made just for them.
This hilarious and practical gift is perfect for footballers of all ages who live for match day, training sessions and a bit of pitch-side banter. Whether you’re buying for a young player, a seasoned pro or a football-mad mate, this bottle ticks all the boxes.
Crafted from high-quality stainless steel with a clean white finish, this water bottle combines function with fun. It keeps cold drinks chilled for up to 24 hours and hot drinks warm for up to 12, making it ideal for early morning matches or all-day tournaments. The bold slogan makes it a real conversation starter – on and off the pitch.
⚽ Who's It For?
This water bottle is perfect for:
- ⚽ Teenagers who love football more than Fortnite
- ⚽ Sunday league legends and five-a-side regulars
- ⚽ School kids and students with football always on their minds
- ⚽ Coaches looking for motivational, funny gifts for their squad
- ⚽ Parents who want to encourage sport over screen time
🎁 Ideal Gift For...
It makes a brilliant gift for any occasion:
- 🎁 Birthday presents for football lovers
- 🎁 Christmas stocking fillers for sporty kids and teens
- 🎁 End-of-season football team thank yous
- 🎁 Secret Santa surprises with a sense of humour
- 🎁 Back-to-school essentials for football-mad students
💧 Product Features
- 💧 500ml double-walled stainless steel body for lasting temperature control
- 💧 Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours or hot for 12 hours
- 💧 Leak-proof, BPA-free screw cap – safe and secure in bags
- 💧 Slim design fits most cup holders and side pockets
- 💧 Durable white finish with bold printed slogan
If you’re looking for a funny football gift that actually gets used every day, this is it. Practical, bold and packed with personality, it’s a great way to show someone you get them and their love for the beautiful game.
Don’t wait for extra time, click ‘Add to Basket’ now and make someone’s match day.
Design Your Own AI Designed Product
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Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
