Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football and their Mum
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Score laughs and hydration in one go with our hilarious ‘Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss’ water bottle. Designed with football-mad families in mind, this stainless steel bottle is the perfect mix of pitch-side practicality and tongue-in-cheek truth.
Whether you're buying it for your little midfielder or as a gift from a proud parent, this bottle is a funny reminder that no matter how serious football gets, Mum is still calling the shots.
Crafted in crisp white, this reusable water bottle is ideal for kids who live and breathe football but also know who's in charge at home. Whether tucked in a school bag, gym bag or next to a pair of muddy boots, it’s bound to bring a smile.
Product Features
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High-quality white stainless steel for long-lasting use
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Screw-on lid with secure seal to prevent spills
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Lightweight and easy to carry for school, training or match day
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Holds up to 500ml of water or juice
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Printed with a bold, funny slogan that’ll get a chuckle from the sidelines
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BPA-free and reusable, making it an eco-friendly choice
Perfect For
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Parents who love football and want to pass on the laughs
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Kids with a cheeky sense of humour and serious ball skills
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Football mums looking to make a subtle statement on the sidelines
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Birthday gifts, Christmas presents or just-because surprises for young football fans
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Families who know the beautiful game is a team effort (with Mum as manager)
Whether you’re raising the next star striker or want something fun to keep them hydrated, this bottle is a back-of-the-net winner.
Grab one now and let everyone know that when it comes to football and family, Mum’s the real boss, and proud of it.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Mum Is the Real Boss FAQs
What makes this football-themed water bottle a great gift for kids?
What makes this football-themed water bottle a great gift for kids?
This bottle is both fun and functional, combining a bold slogan with a design that's ideal for daily use at school, football training or on the go. It's a brilliant gift for children who love football and enjoy a cheeky laugh, especially when Mum is the family manager.
Is this bottle suitable for everyday use at school or sports clubs?
Is this bottle suitable for everyday use at school or sports clubs?
Absolutely. The stainless steel construction is durable enough for everyday wear and tear, while the screw-on lid prevents leaks in school bags, gym kits and match-day holdalls.
Why are water bottle gifts becoming so popular with parents?
Why are water bottle gifts becoming so popular with parents?
Parents are leaning towards gifts that are both practical and personal. This water bottle ticks both boxes – it keeps kids hydrated while showing off a bit of family personality and humour, especially for football-loving households.
Can this water bottle be used for both hot and cold drinks?
Can this water bottle be used for both hot and cold drinks?
This particular bottle is designed for cold drinks, making it ideal for water, juice or squash during school or sport. It’s lightweight and easy to carry, making hydration hassle-free for busy kids and parents.
What occasions is this water bottle suitable for as a gift?
What occasions is this water bottle suitable for as a gift?
It’s a great choice for birthdays, Christmas, end-of-season thank-you presents, back-to-school surprises or just a fun mid-season treat. If you know a football kid who loves their mum and their sport, this gift always gets a smile.
Why Cows Corner?
Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss – Stainless Steel Water Bottle (White)
If you're searching for a football-themed gift that’s as funny as it is practical, our ‘Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss’ stainless steel water bottle is a crowd-pleaser. Designed with football parents in mind, this white water bottle brings together everyday usefulness and classic sideline banter, making it the perfect gift for football-loving families who appreciate a good laugh.
Whether you’re treating your child to a fun new drinks bottle or buying on behalf of a football mum who runs the home like a top-tier manager, this bottle delivers the goods. Lightweight, durable and printed with a brilliant slogan, it’s the ultimate match-day companion for kids who spend more time kicking a ball than sitting still.
🎁 The Perfect Gift For
Looking for a football gift with personality? This water bottle is ideal for:
- ⚽ Children who eat, sleep and dream football
- 🧒 Kids with a cheeky sense of humour who know Mum’s the boss
- 👩👧 Mums who love football and love a bit of football banter even more
- 🎉 Parents wanting a fun yet functional birthday or Christmas present
- 📚 Back-to-school gifts that bring personality to the classroom or pitch
- 🏆 Team celebration giveaways or party bag fillers with a twist
🛍️ Product Features
- 💧 Made from high-quality white stainless steel for long-lasting use
- 🔒 Screw-on lid with a secure, leak-proof seal
- 🎒 Lightweight and perfect for sports kits, school bags or lunchboxes
- 🥤 Holds up to 500ml – great for water, juice or sports drinks
- ♻️ BPA-free and reusable, helping reduce single-use plastic
- 🎨 Printed with a bold slogan that stands out on the pitch or playground
This water bottle is more than just a bit of football fun, it’s a practical essential wrapped up in humour that celebrates the real MVP at home: Mum. Whether you’re buying for your child, surprising a football mum, or simply adding a bit of fun to your gift list, this bottle scores every time.
Order now and give a gift that’s equal parts useful, hilarious and full of family football spirit.
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