We Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football and CR7
Earn at least £0.60 (60.00 “Moo” points) back calculated at checkout.
- ➤ Fast & Free Shipping on All Orders
- ➤ 30-Day Hassle-Free Returns
- ➤ Secure Checkout with SSL Encryption
- ➤ Over 1,000 Happy Customers Worldwide
Couldn't load pickup availability
Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
Not 100% happy? Our 30-day money-back guarantee means you can shop with total confidence.
Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
About This item
-
If Golf Was Easy You’d Be Good at It | Funny Golf Coach T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
Regular price £15.99Regular priceIn stock
-
I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing | Funny Golf Coach T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
Regular price £15.99Regular priceIn stock
-
You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies | Funny Golf Coach T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes
Regular price £15.99Regular priceIn stock
-
Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams | Funny Golf T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes
Regular price £15.99Regular priceIn stock
Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Shop with Confidence
Shop with Confidence
For fans of football and a good laugh, our funny stainless steel water bottle featuring the quote 'We Lost Because We Didn’t Win' is the perfect pitch-side companion.
Whether you’re training, watching from the stands, or just rehydrating at work, this bottle lets everyone know you take your football as seriously as your banter. Inspired by one of Cristiano Ronaldo’s most famously baffling statements, it’s designed for those who know the game, love the drama and aren’t afraid of a cheeky quote.
Made from durable stainless steel with a crisp white finish, it’s built to last longer than your team’s latest manager. Keep your drinks cool, your style fresh, and your teammates laughing.
Product Features
-
Premium white stainless steel finish with a glossy, high-quality print
-
Double-walled insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
-
Secure the screw-top lid to prevent leaks in your kit bag
-
500ml capacity – perfect for match day, gym sessions or office use
-
Lightweight and reusable – say goodbye to single-use plastic
-
Easy to clean and fits in most car or bike bottle holders
Perfect For
-
Football fans who enjoy a bit of light-hearted banter
-
Ronaldo lovers or haters who appreciate his quotable moments
-
Sunday league legends and five-a-side fanatics
-
Coaches, captains and casual watchers alike
-
Secret Santa gifts or birthdays for your football-mad mates
Whether you’re nursing your post-match pride or just need a bottle that makes people smile, this is a classic bit of football fun you can carry with you anywhere.
Grab yours now and stay hydrated, because we all know the real reason you lost was definitely not your fault...
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
|
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
|
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
|
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
|
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
|
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
|
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
|
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
|
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
|
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
We Lost Because We Didn’t Win FAQs
Why are reusable water bottles such popular gift ideas?
Why are reusable water bottles such popular gift ideas?
Reusable water bottles are practical, eco-friendly, and increasingly seen as stylish accessories. When combined with humour or personalisation, they make thoughtful and fun gifts for all ages
What makes a funny water bottle a good present?
What makes a funny water bottle a good present?
A funny water bottle stands out because it’s both useful and entertaining. It’s perfect for gifting someone with a good sense of humour who’ll appreciate a daily dose of banter alongside their hydration.
Are stainless steel water bottles better than plastic ones?
Are stainless steel water bottles better than plastic ones?
Yes, stainless steel bottles are more durable, retain temperature better, and don’t retain odours like plastic. They’re also a sustainable alternative to single-use bottles.
What occasions are water bottle gifts suitable for?
What occasions are water bottle gifts suitable for?
They’re perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, Christmas stockings, back-to-school surprises, gym goals, and football end-of-season thank-yous.
Do water bottles with quotes make good gifts for football fans?
Do water bottles with quotes make good gifts for football fans?
Absolutely. A water bottle featuring a hilarious football quote shows you know their love for the game and adds a personal, thoughtful touch to the gift
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Water Bottle – ‘We Lost Because We Didn’t Win’ (Cristiano Ronaldo)
Inject some classic football humour into your daily routine with our funny stainless steel water bottle, featuring Cristiano Ronaldo’s brilliantly baffling quote, ‘We Lost Because We Didn’t Win’. Whether you’re pitch-side, in the office or heading to the gym, this stylish, durable bottle is the ultimate companion for football lovers who appreciate the beautiful game, and a good bit of banter.
Made for players, fans and football fanatics of all levels, this white stainless steel water bottle combines functionality with fun. The clean design and iconic quote make it a standout choice for anyone who wants to stay hydrated while showing off their love of football and sharp wit. Lightweight, leak-proof and reusable, it’s the perfect conversation starter wherever you go.
⚽ Who This Water Bottle is For
This bottle has been created especially for those who live and breathe football, but don’t take themselves too seriously. It’s ideal for:
- 🔥 Football fanatics with a great sense of humour
- 🎁 Gift buyers looking for a unique and useful present
- 😆 Anyone who appreciates iconic football quotes and a good laugh
- 🏃♂️ Gym-goers, runners and sports players who want a bottle with personality
- 👔 Office workers who want to keep their water cool and their desk fun
🎉 Perfect Gift For These Occasions
Looking for a present that scores every time? This water bottle is a winning gift idea for:
- 🎂 Birthday presents for football-mad mates
- 🎅 Secret Santa or Christmas stocking fillers with a twist
- 🧢 End-of-season thank you gifts for coaches or teammates
- 💼 Colleagues who love football and banter
- 🏆 Tournament prizes or team giveaways with personality
💧 Product Features
- ✅ Premium white stainless steel design with crisp printed quote
- ✅ Double-walled to keep drinks hot or cold for longer
- ✅ Screw-top lid to avoid leaks in your bag or on the move
- ✅ Holds 500ml – just the right size for a quick half-time refresh
- ✅ Easy to clean and fits standard bottle holders
- ✅ Reusable and eco-conscious – ditch single-use plastic for good
If you’re shopping for someone who thinks they’re the next Ronaldo, or just enjoys a laugh on and off the pitch, this is the water bottle they didn’t know they needed. It’s the perfect mix of function, style and pure football comedy.
Order yours today and bring a bit of legendary locker-room banter into every sip. But don’t leave it too late, unlike the match, this one won’t go to extra time!
Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
