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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
For the tiniest tennis fan with the fiercest competitive spirit (even if they're still learning how to roll over), this hilarious baby grow is perfect for parents who live and breathe tennis – and love a bit of cheeky banter on the side.
Whether you're a fan of Jimmy Connors' iconic fire or appreciate a sporting quote that hits hard, this one's made for the next generation of winners… or sore losers!
Available in classic black, this baby grow is designed with comfort, practicality, and humour. And if your little one already shows signs of a strong personality, this outfit might just be their perfect match.
Product Features:
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Super-soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
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Envelope-style neck for easy changing
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Nickel-free poppers for quick nappy access
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Unisex fit – perfect for boys or girls
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Available in 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months
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Machine washable – because life happens
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Printed in the UK using high-quality, long-lasting inks
Perfect For:
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Parents who love tennis and have a wicked sense of humour
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Baby shower gifts that stand out from the crowd
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New mums and dads with a competitive streak
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Sports-mad families looking to dress their little one in something unique
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Fans of Jimmy Connors and classic tennis legends
Whether it's a gift or a cheeky addition to your baby's wardrobe, this baby grow serves up a laugh with every wear.
Grab yours now and let your little one show off their early love of the game – no racket required.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Hate To Lose More Than I Love To Win FAQs
Do people give baby grows as gifts for newborns?
Do people give baby grows as gifts for newborns?
Yes, baby grows are a hugely popular gift for newborns. They’re practical, adorable, and easy to personalise with fun slogans or quotes – making them perfect for parents with a great sense of humour or a love for a particular sport like tennis.
What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?
What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?
If you’re unsure of the baby's size, it’s safest to go slightly bigger. Sizes like 3-6 or 6-9 months are great choices as babies grow quickly – and the parents will appreciate something that lasts a little longer. Our Jimmy Connors baby grow is available in 0–24 months to cover all ages.
Is a funny baby grow a good baby shower gift?
Is a funny baby grow a good baby shower gift?
Absolutely! A funny baby grow adds personality and charm to your gift. It’s a brilliant conversation starter and a refreshing change from traditional pastels and plain clothing. Perfect for sporty parents or tennis fans looking for something original.
What should a baby wear right after birth?
What should a baby wear right after birth?
Newborns are usually dressed in soft sleepsuits or baby grows as they’re comfortable and easy to change. Our baby grows are designed with soft cotton blends and nickel-free poppers, making them perfect for daily wear – even from day one.
How many baby grows does a newborn need?
How many baby grows does a newborn need?
Most parents go through several changes a day, so having 6–8 baby grows in rotation is common. Gifting one with a unique design or quote gives it standout value – especially for photo ops, milestones, or simply cheering up a sleep-deprived parent.
Funny Tennis Baby Grow – “I Hate To Lose More Than I Love To Win” – Jimmy Connors Quote
This witty baby grow is the perfect way to welcome the next generation of tennis fans into the world – with attitude. Featuring the bold and brutally honest Jimmy Connors quote, “I hate to lose more than I love to win,” this unique piece is more than just babywear – it’s a statement.
Designed for parents who live and breathe tennis and appreciate a good dose of sporting banter, it’s a brilliant conversation starter and an even better gift.
Why This Baby Grow is a Winner 🎾
Whether you’re shopping for your own little one or searching for a memorable gift, this baby grow delivers on comfort, quality, and humour. It's made for sporty mums and dads who want their baby dressed in something that stands out – not just another cute bear or bunny.
Available in a stylish black colour and suitable for boys and girls, this baby grow comes in a full range of sizes: 0-3 months, 3-6 months, 6-9 months, 9-12 months, 12-18 months, and 18-24 months.
The fabric is soft and gentle on delicate skin, while the high-quality printing ensures the quote stays sharp and bold – wash after wash.
Product Features 🍼
- 🧵 Made from super-soft cotton blend for day-long comfort
- 👕 Envelope-style neckline for easy dressing
- 🚼 Nickel-free popper fastenings for quick nappy changes
- 🧼 Machine washable and durable for busy parents
- 🎨 Printed in the UK with high-quality inks
- ⚖️ Unisex fit – suits both baby boys and girls
Perfect For 🎁
- 🎉 Baby showers – especially for sporty parents
- 🎈 Birthdays for babies aged 0–24 months
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for families who love tennis
- 👶 First outfit gifts for newborns from tennis-loving friends or relatives
- 🎾 Fans of Jimmy Connors, retro tennis legends, and sporting humour
This baby grow isn’t just clothing – it’s a brilliant gift choice for those who want something different, thoughtful, and packed with personality.
With its bold quote and premium finish, it’s a perfect way to celebrate new life with a side of sporting swagger. Order now and serve up a winning gift that parents will love – and babies will look adorable in!

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.