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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Funny Tennis Hoodie in Black – Sizes M, L, 2XL, 3XL & 4XL
Some people play for glory. Others play to avoid the agony of defeat. This bold black hoodie celebrates one of the most iconic quotes in tennis history – straight from the fire and grit of Jimmy Connors himself.
Whether you're hitting the courts or hitting the sofa, this one's for those who understand the thrill of competition and aren’t afraid to show it with a bit of tongue-in-cheek tennis banter.
Made for true tennis lovers with a cheeky edge, this hoodie blends attitude and comfort in one classic layer. If losing isn’t in your vocabulary and you’re not shy about it, you’ve just met your new favourite hoodie.
Product Features
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Bold white print of the Jimmy Connors quote across the chest
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Soft, cosy interior – perfect for warming up or winding down
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Relaxed, unisex fit in sizes M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
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Durable print that holds up match after match
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Available in classic black – goes with anything from shorts to joggers
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Made with a comfy cotton-poly blend for everyday wear
Perfect For
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Tennis fans who love their sport served with a side of banter
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Players and spectators who live for the win
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Gifting to competitive mates with a wicked sense of humour
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Wearing to practice, tournaments, or Sunday brunch at the club
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Anyone who’s ever broken a racket but laughed about it later
Whether you’re a baseline grinder or a couch commentator, this hoodie delivers style and attitude in equal measure.
Grab yours today and wear your competitive streak with pride.
Stock’s limited – don’t lose out (because we know how much you hate that).
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Hate To Lose More Than I Love To Win FAQs
What does gifting a hoodie say about someone?
What does gifting a hoodie say about someone?
Gifting a hoodie often symbolises comfort, care, and personal style. In the case of our Jimmy Connors quote hoodie, it also shows that the giver understands the recipient’s competitive streak and sense of humour – making it a thoughtful and personal gift for any tennis fan.
Is a hoodie a good present for sports lovers?
Is a hoodie a good present for sports lovers?
Absolutely. A hoodie is practical, stylish, and ideal for warming up or relaxing after a match. Our funny tennis hoodie is especially perfect for sports lovers who appreciate iconic quotes and a bit of tennis banter.
When is the best time to gift a hoodie?
When is the best time to gift a hoodie?
Hoodies make brilliant gifts all year round, especially during birthdays, Christmas, end-of-season awards, or as a surprise present ‘just because’. They’re ideal for cooler evenings and comfy weekends – whether you’re on court or off.
Will this hoodie fit someone with a larger build?
Will this hoodie fit someone with a larger build?
Yes, our tennis hoodie is available in inclusive unisex sizes ranging from M to 4XL. It’s designed with a relaxed fit to ensure comfort for all shapes and sizes, making it easy to gift with confidence.
Is this hoodie suitable for women as well as men?
Is this hoodie suitable for women as well as men?
Definitely. The unisex design and fit mean this hoodie is suitable for anyone who loves tennis and has a good sense of humour, regardless of gender. Just choose the size that matches best, and you’re good to go.
Funny Tennis Hoodie – “I Hate To Lose More Than I Love To Win” – Jimmy Connors
If you or someone you know lives by the motto “winning isn’t everything – it’s the only thing,” then this hoodie is more than just a piece of clothing. It’s a statement.
Featuring the legendary quote from Jimmy Connors, this bold and brilliant tennis hoodie is designed for players and fans who thrive on competition, banter, and brilliant backhands.
Perfect for casual wear, chilly match days, or post-game pub sessions, this black hoodie delivers comfort and conversation-starting style in equal measure. Whether you're buying for yourself or gifting it to a tennis-loving mate, this is a must-have for those who hate losing more than they love to win.
🎾 Who This Hoodie Is For
- 💥 Competitive tennis players who take every point seriously (but can still laugh about it)
- 😂 Banter-loving fans who appreciate a sharp quote and a sharper serve
- 🎁 Gift shoppers looking for something original, sporty, and full of character
- 🧑🤝🧑 Club members or tennis teams who want to celebrate end-of-season with a laugh
- 🏆 Sports fanatics who wear their passion proudly – on and off the court
🎁 Ideal Gift Occasions
- 🎂 Birthdays – especially for that friend or sibling who *really* hates losing
- 🎄 Christmas – guaranteed to raise a smile when unwrapped under the tree
- 🎓 Graduation – for the sporty student with big dreams and a bigger backhand
- 🏆 End-of-season awards – the perfect present for your club’s most competitive character
- 💡 Just because – because sometimes, the best gifts are the ones that make people laugh
🧵 Product Features
- 🖤 Sleek black colourway that goes with everything
- 💬 Bold white print of Jimmy Connors’ iconic quote across the chest
- 🧥 Cosy cotton-polyester blend that’s soft on the inside and built to last
- 📏 Unisex sizing in M, L, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL – perfect for all builds
- 🧼 Easy to wash and made to keep its shape and style over time
This isn’t just a hoodie – it’s a mindset. It’s for the driven, the dedicated, and the downright determined. Whether you're smashing aces or just smashing your goals, this piece will keep you warm and motivated all year round.
Ready to make a statement? Don’t wait for match point – this fan-favourite design won’t stay in stock for long. Add it to your basket and serve up something unforgettable.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.