Ready to tee off with a laugh? Our Funny Golf T-shirts collection is where sharp humour meets sharp swings. At Cows Corner, we’ve made this range to bring banter to the back nine, perfect for golfers who don't take themselves too seriously. Whether it’s a cheeky slogan about your dodgy short game or a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the 19th hole, these designs are made to turn heads on and off the course. Each tee in our Funny Golf T-shirts collection is available in multiple sizes, colours, and fits, making it easy to find something that suits your style. They’re printed on premium cotton for all-day comfort and made right here in the UK with a focus on quality and quick delivery. Looking for a present for the golfer who has everything? These hilarious tees are ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, or as last-minute golf gifts for men. With new designs dropping regularly, it’s the perfect time to shop our collection and find a look that hits the sweet spot.
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Dads My Coach, My Hero and the King of Lost Golf Balls | Funny Golf T-shirts
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Best Dad by Par | Funny Golf T-shirt
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My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth but His Dad Jokes Are Rough! | Funny Golf T-shirts
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Your Slice Should Come With a GPS | Funny Golf T-shirt
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Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree | Funny Golf T-shirt
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You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
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Your Golf Game Bring Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
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Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
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Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & a Golf Coach
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Nice Shot! Too Bad It Was on the Wrong Fairway | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
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If Golf Was Easy You’d Be Good at It | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
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I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
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You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes
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Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams | Funny Golf T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes
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Thanks for Helping Me for the Fairway – and My Confidence | Funny Coach Tennis T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
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Best Golf Coach in the World. Thanks for Every Swing, Smile and Slice Fix | Funny Golf Coach T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Funny Golf T-shirts That Hit the Sweet Spot
Why Choose a Humorous Tee for the Course?
Golf is serious business—until it isn’t. That’s where our funny golf tees come in. These shirts are perfect for players who enjoy the game but love a good laugh even more. Designed to bring a bit of banter to your round, they’re ideal gifts for golfers who prefer wedges with wit. Whether you’re looking for something to wear on your next society day or something to spark conversation at the clubhouse, this range has you covered. Each tee is made to last, wash after wash, with high-quality prints that don’t fade. The comfortable fit and breathable fabric make them suitable for 18 holes—or just 19th hole pints. Choose from a variety of designs, from subtle sarcasm to full-blown golf puns, all available for easy purchase online with free shipping available across select bundles.
Perfect Golf Gifts for Every Occasion
Finding unique golf related gifts can be tricky—but not anymore. Our Funny Golf T-shirts collection makes present-buying easy. Whether you’re searching for personalised golf gifts or something affordable that still feels thoughtful, you’ll find options here to suit every golfer's sense of humour. These tees make brilliant golf Christmas gifts, presents for golfers retiring, or even surprise Father’s Day gifts. At Cows Corner, we believe laughter is the best gift, and our collection helps you deliver it directly to their doorstep.
Made in the UK, Delivered with Laughs
Quality Materials and Local Printing
Every T-shirt in this collection is printed right here in the UK, ensuring fast turnaround and the reliable service Cows Corner is known for. We never compromise on comfort—these shirts are made from soft, breathable cotton that’s ideal for a day on the green. Whether it's worn layered under a jacket or solo on a summer day, the quality speaks for itself. Thanks to our local in-house production, your order arrives quicker, with no delays or surprises. And if you’re stocking up during a sale or bundle offer, rest assured you’re getting the best value with a hassle-free return policy just in case you change your mind.
Golf Present Ideas That Actually Land
Let’s face it—golfers can be hard to buy for. But with the Cows Corner range of funny tees, you’ve got a whole host of winning golf present ideas at your fingertips. These shirts aren’t just funny—they’re wearable, practical, and bound to become a regular part of any golf lover’s wardrobe. Perfect as a cheeky surprise or a last-minute golf present when inspiration’s running dry, they’ve become a go-to choice for those wanting to get a smile and a thank you. Many shoppers use our designs as part of novelty golf gifts baskets or bundle them with mugs, hats, or golf balls. Just choose your favourite, add to cart, and we’ll handle the rest with our secure checkout and quick UK delivery.
Funny Golf T-shirts FAQs
Why do golfers wear funny clothes?

Why do golfers wear funny clothes?
Golf has always had a reputation for bold and quirky fashion. While traditional courses may still lean towards classic styles, many modern players embrace humour and personality on the course. Funny golf T-shirts are a great way to express your individuality, share a joke with your playing partners, and add a bit of fun to your game without compromising comfort.
Are T-shirts allowed on the golf course?

Are T-shirts allowed on the golf course?
It depends on the golf club. Some private and more formal courses do have dress codes that require collared shirts. However, many public or casual courses are far more relaxed, especially for friendly games or themed events. Our funny golf T-shirts are perfect for those light-hearted rounds, golf society days, mini golf sessions, or even just relaxing at the 19th hole.
What makes a funny golf T-shirt a good gift?

What makes a funny golf T-shirt a good gift?
A funny golf T-shirt is ideal when you want something thoughtful, useful, and guaranteed to raise a smile. Unlike standard golf gear, these shirts show you’ve put some thought into the gift and chosen something personal. They make brilliant birthday presents, Father’s Day surprises or retirement laughs for anyone who enjoys the sport and doesn’t mind a bit of friendly banter.
Who is known for wearing outrageous golf clothing?

Who is known for wearing outrageous golf clothing?
John Daly is often mentioned when it comes to bold golf fashion. Known for his neon patterns and patriotic prints, he helped bring humour and flair into the spotlight. Our collection taps into that same spirit, offering golfers a way to stand out and have a laugh while still looking great on the course.
What should I wear for mini golf or a golf-themed event?

What should I wear for mini golf or a golf-themed event?
Mini golf and golf-themed socials are all about fun, so there’s no need to stick to formal wear. A funny golf T-shirt is the perfect choice for these occasions. It keeps things relaxed, makes a statement and often becomes a talking point. Pair it with shorts or jeans and you are good to go for a round of laughs and light-hearted competition.

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